Internal Conflict

A certain member of the waterpolo team voiced out his displeasure about the other players of the team. Well, i thought i trusted him but turned out, nah, he was a backstabber.

Well, here's what he said about some of the people:

Sengkong: " Eh Sengkong has alot of strength and is very fit. But in waterpolo fitness is not important. Skills are much more important, something which i have alot."

Yihong: " Eh yihong is not a bad player. Just that even James Miao (who plays outfield) is a better keeper than him. Dont know why he play keeper also. Like transparent like that."

Danny: "Eh Danny ah, not he's so lousy that he's not even worth mentioning."

James: "Aiyah James Miao so light. The ball dropped right infront of him he will sure get pushed away by pple."

Jeremy: "This guy, whole day only know how to apply sunblock. No use one."

Chenkai: " Only Chen Kai and I are like the good players of the team lah. The rest are like damn far away from us."

When asked who's better: " Aiyah Chenkai is good when he is on form. But he is only on form sometimes unlike me who's like on form all the time."

That particular person also claims to be in the U18 National Youth Team and is the captain as well.

I thought we were a team.

We were a family.

How could you do this to all of us!?

What happened to the team spirit?

What happened to the respect for the rest of your team?

You aint no waterpoloer no more!!

Haha guess who that person is.

{ by the way it's a joke okay. no internal conflict! JOKE! JOKE!!!}
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Anyway on my way back last friday i heard this interesting conversation between two guys.

WARNING - LOTS OF VULGARITIES

-i picked up the converstation halfway so im not sure how it started.

1. You call the girl right. Cannot call everyday one lah.
1.You call then you say like eh is it fine for me to call you tmr? If not i will call you in two days time.
1.If you everyday call then the girl will be like what the fcuk why the hell i give my number to this irritating bastard.
1. So you call like me right, if she dont want you to call then she will say she's busy. Then u must be like a gentleman dey.
1. Eh im cool with it so i guess i will call you in two day's time?
2. Dont bluff lah. Last time you taught me how to date girls you got me into trouble man.
1. Wont one lah. That time i was at the void deck then suddenly some girl just walk over. Then ask me to go with her and i was like wtf. Then she kissed me and said sorry it was a dare and i was like wtf. Like fcuk i didnt even see the face of the girl im kissing like fcuk. Like wtf man. Fcuk!

-suddenly they start to growl and teach each other how to make black metal music sounds.

1. Wah lao is that the muthafker whom we saw at the bus stop just now? fcuk!
1. He looks fcking irritating lurhh.
2. Which fcuk?
1. That fcuk.
2. Wrong fcuk lah.
1. Ah fcuk man.
2. Ah fcuk you man.

-talks more about that guy whom they saw at the bus stop.

1. Wah lao eh today so many muthafkers wearing that fking jacket.
1. This fcuk
1. That fcuk
1. Knn fcuk
1. Fcuk man.



Eh i warned you about the vulgarities. But this is what happen when your vocabulary is limited.