Monday, March 27, 2006

Protest of the protest overruled!

I play Pikaball which is a sign of my immaturity and n00bness. If I were a real PUNK like YL I would have got away with playing Liero in the library. You all didn't know? Duh he's a first-rate punk, cannot catch him that easily.

Anyway who even bothers with Bio? Sex diseases are so Sec 2.. come on even I know it (at least I passed Sec 2 General Science!) And there's always Focus On The Family - No Apologies stuff to remind me about STDs.. and I'm very sure my knowledge of sex diseases can either be equal or more than any Bio student. But then again since I don't take Bio you can't prove otherwise!

I can't run to Geylang especially since I was already late for class. You will all understand that. Speaking of being retards.. it's not my fault that I accurately represent what we really are. See, you can't compare Bio with me but you can compare Chem!!

Oh and speaking of which, THE BAD INFLUENCE which caused YL's marginal failure has FAILED HIMSELF. Clap clap clap!! But when comparing the degree of retardity (retardness sounds so retarded), I realise that maybe YL is worse off. After all since I pwned him in Maths (like super convincingly) and YL returned the favour in French test (just as convincingly), Chem remains the disputed battleground that either of us can win!

<-- But will you just have a look at this!

Haha I know you don't see any electrons on it, but then I'm so proud to be able to say I'm able to draw a graph on what would happen if you remove electrons one by one from it! (Okay it doesn't make sense at all but I did it anyway.) FULL MARKS OKAY.

Come on YL can you beat me in drawing graphs? As a no-lifer I fiddle with Graphmatica every night and hell, it's damn useful! Next time you need help with graphs just approach me. Better yet, try TI-84 Plus GC or even Graphmatica. I guarantee you can pass your Chem (even though I didn't, I'm excused because I'm a retard.)

So what point am I trying to prove? Nothing really, just that it's nothing shameful to be a retard. And that in the battle of the retards I beat YL 2-1 and so it says a lot about who is being the more retarded of being retards. Haha!

We kind of argued this on the way to French, and guess what, we were both en retard (= late).

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