Shit Happens

The following took place during the china trip. For the safety of the people involved, their names have been changed. But i guess it's still quite easy to guess. Anyway, if you think you know who i'm talking about please spare him the embarrassment cause i think he's really a funny guy.

It was a bright sunny morning. The magnolia clouds dotted the sky. The bright sunlight pierced through the curtains. The air stank of the exhaust from the cars. The birds were chirping.

Okay.

Training in the morning ended. The polo team came back to the hotel.

A sharp pain overcame Danny. It hit him straight in the stomach. He needed to answer the call of nature.

A sharp pain overcame Shit King too. It hit him straight in the stomach too. He too needed to answer the call of nature.

Unfortunately Danny and Shit King are room mates.

Danny grabbed the keys and rushed into their room first and conquered the toilet.

Shit King, having no where else to shit, soon turned to Jeremy and I.

With a pleading look on this face, we couldnt really reject him you know.

After all, what if he shits at the corridors?

So, Jeremy and I graciously let him into our room and offered him out toilet.

Having nothing else to do, we made our way to Sherwin's and Chenkai's room to play cards.

It was all peaceful.
So peaceful.

And then....the phone rang.
RINGGGG RINGGGGG!

I picked up the phone.

"YIHONG YIHONG! YOUR TOILET IS STUCKED! MY SHIT CANNOT FLUSH DOWN! IT IS OVERFLOWING NOW!"

Oh my son! Shit King stucked our toilet with his gigantic shit.

I ran back to our room as fast as my legs could carry me.

Then Shit King was already along the corridors shouting to me, " Eh your toilet! It's overflowing!"

To our horror when we reached our room, we saw pieces of shit floating around the floor in a puddle of urine. [ Nah it wasnt that bad. It was just water on the floor. But a little bit of excitement and a little bit of lies wont kill.]

And for the rest of the trip, Jeremy and I had to sleep in the cupboard and using towels to block the smell from coming in. What an uncomfortable trip! [We made that up too.]


Thus we can conclude that Shit King's shit is gigantic. Cause normally if it's like one long piece of shit, you can still flush it down yeah? But Shit King's shit must have been the size of like 3 pieces of shit stuck together so big that it actually chokes the toilet bowl!


But when you are feeling sad and feeling down, all you need to know is that... SHIT HAPPENS.

{ For a first hand story telling of the whole incident complete with sound effects and facial expressions, please approach Jeremy Kwang-Ge who will gladly recount the events of that day with you.}