How to pick a fight in RJC

Alright im back after a long long time. In today's post, i'm here to educate you on the ways of picking a fight in RJC. Some of the ways i'm gonna list involve real people whose names have been edited for their privacy. Some of the ways might work, some might not. Either way, please do not look for me if you end up in the hospital. For after all, im just providing entertainment.

1. Walk on the roads leading out of the main gate of RJC. The handsome security guard will say, " Eh boy, dont walk on the road!". All you have to do is to reply : "Eh boy what boy, im a thinker, leader, pioneer! No cars lah cant you see!"

The above is sure to get you into a fight with the RJC security guards which includes the ever formidable and ever powerful Elango the Mango Pudding.

[Danger Level: Low. Elango always threaten to report you to the headmaster. But now that you are in RJC, have no worries for we do not have a headmaster, we have a principal.]

2. Go upskirt a girl.

[ Danger Level: Extremely high. Firstly, if the girl is attached, you will probably face her boyfriend in a fight plus probably his mother, father, his gang, his clique, his abangs and so on. And you will possibly face suspension and you will have to literally fight for your survival. If you are not lucky, then you will probably need to fight your way out of the Boy's Home.]

3. Cut the queue

[ Danger Level: Low to medium depending on whose queue you cut. As a rule of thumb, do not think that just because you are cutting girls' queue they will not bitch about it. After all it's the year of the dog. And do not think that you can cut boys' queue either because boys bitch too! Take a good look at who you are cutting first. If he's a n00b then go for it! If he's not then prepare for a good fight.]

4. This an extension to number 3. This is guranteed to start a fight anywhere and anytime. Okay maybe not. But it sure will add salt to the wound.

Cut someone's cut and let your friends join in the cutting of the queue as well. So as you know, the queue will start to move back all of a sudden.

[ Danger Level: One whole level higher than 3. Be ready for everything worse than number 3.]

5. Put your feet/foot on the person in front of you when you are in the LT. This has been tried and tested however the potential showdown was stopped by a certain estate manager.

[ Danger Level: Medium to High. It also depends alot on how you handle the situation. Never, i repeat never, apologise to that person you have just irritated. Ask him/her to go out of the LT to settle it. And then give him/her the first punch.]

6. Position yourself right outside the LT door. When the lecture ends, the hungry boys will run out of the LT, pushing the door as hard as possible in the process. SO in a way, you will get hit, but that's okay for it is the perfect reason to start a fight.

[ Danger Level: Lots of potential danger. Firstly, your nose might break in the process of looking for a fight. If that happens, that will effectively rule you out of a fight so you break your nose for nothing. Secondly, if the person that is someone special, then you do not have the heart to lay out hands on him if u are gay and her if u are straight. Then wasted again! Then again if the potential target for a fight is some lean mean fighting machine or some muscular hotbod with big biceps and triceps and big elephants and big cows, it isnt really wise to pick a fight with him eh. And worse still, it might be the teacher him/herself so that is even worse!]


enough to pick you a fight for one day and enough words to be a decent post by my standards. so tadah!