The argument

I had this stupid argument with this idiot civics tutorial groupmate of mine. He's some idiot who likes to argue a lot, and I'm not exactly your Smurf who's supposed to advocate peace. So can you imagine what happens when I try to pay attention during Chemistry lecture but do not get what is going on? I ask him - for though idiot he is - he cannot possibly be more idiotic than I. He gave an unnecessary response which sparked off a lot of unnecessary trouble. And so the argument began.

If you are still answering my question as to if you can imagine the argument, forget it. You don't have to imagine it because I'm going to post it right here. Of course, my memory might fail me a little, but here's the gist of it. All vulgarities censored (if I please). And methods of censorship may differ - eg I might use "f**k" or "fcuk" to censor the word "bastard". It's up to you to decipher. Here goes. Let's call this guy B, B for Bugger.

Y (that's me): How come _____(some chemistry concept)_____ is like that?
B: It's because _____(some answer which I didn't understand)_____.
Y: Err never mind.

Then he made trouble:

B: You suck.
Y: You're sad.
B: You're some nubcake.
Y: You're some no life who mugs his notes all day long.
B: Slippery slope!
Y: Who the f*** talks about fallacies, you dips**t.
B: You're some loser.
Y: I'm not the loser who actually CARES about PHILO!!
B: At least I got an A.
Y: Err so?!
B: So you suck. Stfu (pronounced "stufu").
Y: I beat you in Chem test, you fag.
(guess you've noticed by now my language is more colourful)
B: So. I didn't say I wasn't a nubcake.
Y: Yes you implied it.
B: I didn't say it.
Y: You're a disgrace to the GEPs.
(Okay that's kind of a clue - btw no offence GEPs)
B: Err so?
Y: You're a noob.
B: Stfu, I beat you in Maths.
Y: No you didn't!
B: Yes I did!
Y: No you didn't!
B: What did you get?
Y: (censored)
B: *speechless*
Y: See, I beat you bloody noob.
B: Whatever lor!
Y: You lost to an EXPRESS joker!
B: WHATEVER LOR.
Y: Not whatever. It's YOU GOT PWNED!!
B: Sure.
(a moment of silence)
B: Stfu.
Y: That was random, you b*****d.
B: No it wasn't, it was directed at you.
Y: You're weird, man.
B: You're some loser.
Y: You're bored.
B: Who isn't.
Y: I don't know.
B: See?
Y: See what!
B: You suck.
Y: You're sad.

Maybe one day I should just write a damn script. After all I have a whole host of experience in arguing, be it orally or oratorically (bloody GP argumentative essays). Nowadays I seem more arguable than ever, being so argumentative that everyone seems to think the world hates me (ya like Timo). Maybe it's true, but hell, arguing is a life. Do you not see that lawyers are making loads of money just by arguing with some other mofo lawyers as to whether some guy is guilty or not?

And worse still, it's for the most trivial issues too! Instead of spending time flying kites (which they could very well do as they are ADULTS who do not need to come to school), they choose to lock themselves up in courtrooms helping strangers (like they got nothing better to do). Hence, isn't it a bloody waste of time? I wouldn't waste half my life arguing over something that doesn't even concern me, even if it's for money. Unless it's a hell lot, but NO because lawyers are underpaid. Even though arguing is a life, it doesn't seem like a very good life does it.

I therefore propose that someone stops me from arguing with him the next time I see someone in the canteen or wherever. But first, you'll have to convince me why shouldn't I argue with a certain fagut. If you present your argument well, I will listen to you. Just don't expect me not to put up a fight. I'll argue with you till 1) you convince me or 2) I jack you or 3) I'm so bored that I am lulled to sleep by your stupidity in the argument.

Yes and so much for my effort trying NOT to argue. Even though I'm not arguing with anyone now, nor am I bored by anyone's stupidity, sleep is good (refer to Yuk's post). And so that's it I'm off to catch some sleep.

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Random joke by a cross country mate of mine (a bit modified and koped without permission, but it sounds like an old joke so wtf):

Q: Why do optimistic people have higher chances of dying in rainy weather (like today)?

A: Because of their POSITIVE thoughts, the ELECTRONS from the lightning will be attracted to them!

Not funny? Well it isn't my joke anyway HAHAHAHA!