Z'Kronikels of Z'Pantak

Today my friends and I formed a new OG. And hence the OG of Z'Pantak was born. We were like The OG because we were simply, The OG. But if you think we are your friendly and ordinary orientation group, you are wrong! Oh no, when we say OG, we mean Orientation Gang.

We're a gang looking to orientate ourselves. Our OGL (or gang leader) goes by the initials of MQ. I won't reveal his full name because of identity purposes. After all, our icebreakers (where ice=balloons) were rather violent and certain activities might seek to offend others. So it's best we remain discreet and clandestine. Okay.

So here's a list of stuff of what we did. Now I bet all of you will be applying to join Z'Pantak tomorrow, but sorry, we're full up. The stuff we do includes Z'Kardia 1 and this orientation (coincidentally known as Z'Kardia 2, or 02 for short).

1) Punking RI PSLs
There is nothing like making RI PSLs look stupid. We wore our shorts and went up to our old class. The poor PSL fagut thought we were Sec 1s. How horribly wrong he was. Please we were Sec 1s while he was still a n00b taking his PSLE. Which probably explains why he's only PSL after we left the school - PSL Extra. Right now that was a super lame pun of no relevance at all. All you have to know is that we pwn3d that little n00b who doesn't recognise or respect his seniors. And rightly so too.

2) Cheering out of turn
Z'Pantak loves to cheer. We cheer like mad. We are very enthusiastic about cheers so it's not our fault if the OGLs decide to go against us and cheer something we know nuts about. We just cheer our lungs out at the back of the hall and if you're cheering something different TOO BAD! We work closely with the 2B army, especially since our cooperation with them during Z'Kardia was a huge success. We almost overthrown the OGLs but decided to give them a break since certain people looked ready to cry. I think.

3) Operation SPCB
Us, we are also Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Balloons. Even though balloons might seem pointless and full of hot air (okay maybe not even hot air at times), they do have feelings too. Don't you see the balloons looking dreamy when they nod back and forth while being tied to a post or something? They are so damn bored! So I decided to let them see the world and yes, I cut the strings and they were FREE TO FLY! Being full of He, they certainly flew high and far. Oh plus a few of us brought them cute little balloons back to our Z'cove (secret location) and wrote the word Z'Pantak all over them. They seemed much happier after that, having a sense of belonging to such a glorious OG. Man, we're kind people saving the world by taking good care of balloons. Imagine if all balloons were to suicide at one go we might all go deaf and die from heart attacks.

Be thankful to us okay!

4) Play Frisbee
Okay you might say what's so special about that everyone plays Frisbee. But we bring out the essence of Frisbee because when we play, we run like dogs. What was the Frisbee made and suited for? Dogs. Then when we catch the Frisbee, we occasionally do it with our mouths (takes skill) while on other occasions, we use our handspaws!! And there you go.. this is the REAL WAY Frisbee should be played! You might say we're kind of screwed up, but well so what? When it comes to Frisbee, we're top dogs. Literally or not, I don't give a damn. Come challenge us someday.

That's it for a brief introduction on Z'Pantak. You are, of course, welcome to join us for our activities tomorrow (think it's circuits, bloody tough training) BUT membership is highly restricted. I will not put the criteria here because it's too much for me to list out and it might seem like we're unreasonble fags because they are really really stringent. But just note that if we like your face we might consider you.

Yea.

So what are you waiting for?

Join Z'Pantak today (subject to approval from OGL)!!