Appeal

Due to recent events occurring in the canteen of RJC, I find that it is absolutely important for us to take some action. As an active citizen (I don't forget my SS) of RJC, we should prevent evil from prevailing in RJC. Now that there are no longer any prefects to book, I as a former Undercover Prefect of RI will have to take some measures to prevent.. cutting of queue.

And for that matter blatant cutting of queue (ie they don't even know anyone in the queue but they apply intimidation). Just today YH's queue was cut by someone who evidently thought he was THE KING. Some monster that is.. what's more he like benches 50kg weights so none of us dared touch him. So we had to suffer in silence as our queue got cut. It was as if our finger was being cut off by someone. After all, don't you think the shape of the queue in RJC does look a little like a finger? Painful.

So.. I propose we set up the ERP - Extension of Raffles Prefects! Which anyone can join, though prior experience will be welcomed. Sign up list is A block third floor toilet near LT3, just write your name on the first cubicle with a pencil! ERP cannot vandalise the school, we'll erase it from there later. If you are a girl and wish to join, you must be reminded that you'll face danger in trying to get into the boys' toilet and even more danger later when you're in ERP. Even I shudder at the thought of chasing rowdy J2s (using intimidation) out of the queue, but then again UNITY IS STRENGTH.

In any case let me inform you of the ERP's duties. Our mission is basically to chase away people who cut queue blatantly. There are a few ways which we can get rid of the person.

1) Brute force
I'm confident that we would have a few musclemen applying to join us, so we could just shift the big fagut right out of the queue. After all, if he/she doesn't know anyone in the queue and he/she is cutting, then the person must obviously be some outcast! We are bullies and especially like trodding on people who are already down, so brute force is the way to go.

2) Seduction
Some people prefer the soft way to the hard way. Don't worry, we won't need to resort to indecent exposure right in front of anyone in the canteen, just a little bit of seduction will do. Of course, more details will come depending on who's joining the ERP. Then we'll decide from there.

3) Treachery
We'll get a friend of the queue-cutter to go lie to him/her about something, and then get him right out of the queue to somewhere far away, hopefully the library or the staff room. In any case I'm sure with our wide range of contacts and our cunning guile, we'll figure out some lies somehow to get the bloody idiot out of that queue.

If all else fails, the ERP will simply disband. After all, since the ERP contains the word "prefects" - one would expect them to have an efficiency similar to the "prefects". If you could even call it efficiency. Nevertheless, you are reminded to sign up if you have an interest in serving the school community. Don't forget, we are only getting rid of those bastards who cut queue without knowing anyone in there because I think it's perfectly all right to get someone else to order for you. At least there's no intimidation or bullying involved ya?

Remember. Signup list is on A block third floor, first cubicle. Anyone welcome to apply so long he/she has a passion to rid the school of such faguts. Right that's it.