Whooped

Before I bore you all with my Student Development stuff again, I think I'll post something slightly different for a change. So this post will be a mishmash of random stuff.

The first part of the post will be about our French lesson today - "our" meaning YL and I. So we went in, sat down and thought this would be another normal stoning session. In case you don't know what French lessons with Yuk and I are like, we just sit down and talk about anything under the sun. In English. Though we do compose certain poetic French songs that I wouldn't post here but I'd sing it in school if you ask me nicely. And if I like your face buttt I think I'm digressing..

Today wasn't an ordinary French lesson. Because the IBWDGF (Irritating Bastard With Damn Good French) from HCI came along with his partner (or girlfriend) and another CJC person. I thought I'd just leave them to talk with the teacher but NO, they didn't bring their notes so the CJC person went to sit beside me. Then when it came to group discussion with YL and I, she pwned us all with her l33t French skills. I think she doesn't know any English, for she rarely spoke any at all. Just like I don't know any French. Just sit there and act boss.

Okay so we were supposed to prepare a debate, but Yuk and I spoke as many words as Hodge would at morning assemblies. The IBWDGF dominated everything. And I think at the end of the lesson the teacher was staring at us thinking like "man you guys suck" while we said goodbye. I think I spoke two sentences in perfect French today, that being "bonjour, monsieur" (good day) and "au revoir, monsieur" (goodbye). By the way, that's the truth of what happened in our French lesson.

Second thing I want to talk about are the Drama Feste posters around school. Have you seen them? They're black with Dont Cha Dont Cha Dont Cha all over the place and I think they're a bloody eyesore. Why?

1) I don't get what Dont Cha means. "Dont" in French means "whose" and "cha" means 查, to check?! So whom check?! That doesn't make much sense to me and I don't like senseless posters all over the school.

2) They're black and white, which reminds me of the shit Goodbye Lenin film we watched for Econs. Or rather, the silly televisions in the Goodbye Lenin film were all in black and white. That's an eyesore because after viewing the colourful world of certain people in RJC, black and white just seems wrong. I don't know why la. I just hate black and white okay?

3) I'm assuming a certain person from Raffles Players made it. And that guy is some super gay so as the Chinese saying goes 爱屋及乌，you should also 恨屋及乌。Hate every damn thing that is associated with the guy along with the guy.

Next time you see those posters tear it down. I used to tear down loads at RI but as a result of not training waterpolo, my arms have become incredibly weak that they cannot even tear down gay DF posters. So just do everyone a favour by tearing 'em down!

Third part of the post is really nothing else - and I'm posting today only to kill boredom. Maybe Yuk will give you some enlightenment soon about "A Very Long Engagement", some French movie we watched that happened to be very long as well. It's A Very Long movie and although I recommend it, prepare to waste your time watching it! Whether it's worth it or not, Yuk will tell you soon.

Now before I leave just a few more random questions.

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a) Why do Yuk and I usually go to Macs before we go for French lessons?
So we could get some French fries before we go up to MOELC to get French fried.

b) How did the CCA of Cross Country get its name?
Because everyone ran over the country repeatedly and the country got pissed off. Duh how do you think it feels like when you have loads of jokers running over you?

c) What is the coolest time of the year to be born in?
If you said winter, you're WRONG! It's actually 24th July to 23rd August. Because it's Leo, coo-leo!!

d) Why does the library have so many books about the sea?
Because it's SHAW Foundation Library!

e) Why should you not offend the librarian who tells you "four persons to a table"?
Because it's her year dumbass. Year of the Bitch.

f) *continuation* Why couldn't Zheng Lei show the librarian his hacking skills?
Because you can't teach an OLD dog NEW's tricks. (I think she's above 40 already)

g) What is the connection between Maths and the 14th stall in the Canteen?
You sub values for Maths while you sub way in the Canteen.

h) Why are Arts students supposedly good in Maths?
Because Arts people are graphic and we're now using Graphic Calculators!

i) What is the most loser class?
1S03R - just switch the "S" and the "0" and you'll see what I mean. (clarification: 1S03R has ceased to exist from our batch onwards as if you'll notice, the prefix is 07, not 1.) So don't take offence =X. Credit given to Adrian for spotting this.

j) What do you call a guy who doesn't do his GP homework?
Great Procrastinator.

k) What do you call a guy who hates Student Development?
Stupid Dumbass.

l) What do you call a guy who doesn't do his Literature assignments?
Lazy Arsehole.

m) What do you call a guy who thinks of sex when he does his History homework?
Horny Humbug. (I'm thinking maybe Danny.)

n) What do you call a guy who jacked himself during Bio practical?
Bloody Prick. (no pun intended, if you saw it then maybe I did intend it after all)

o) What do you call a guy who keeps awake during Chemistry lectures?
Chemistry Lover.

p) Why are people taking Geog very fit?
Because they geog all the time.

q) Why are people taking History very organised?
If not, their Hist will be like sHit.

r) Who's the coolest teacher in RJC?
Paul Khoo because he's like, so Khoo. (dunno about his mother.. ahem)

s) Why are there only five people in RJC tennis team?
Because they have ten knees.

t) What do you call a person too lazy to do his tutorials but can waste half an hour or more doing no-life stuff like spoiling his wrists while trying to increase the degrees of his spectacles to more than that of a reflex angle?
Yejie.


Damn, I fking wasted a lot of time. Next time it's back to Student Development lessons aka abstinence class. =)