HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY

Today as of 18 of February is DANNY GOH'S happy belated birthday!

Happy Birthday!

I shall now stray away from my normal posting of the adventures of despo kia and tell you more about Danny Goh!

1. Danny Goh's full name is actually Danny Goh JIN Wen. An auspicious chinese name indeed!

2. Danny Goh has a huge despression on his chest. It is rumoured that his mother punched him in the chest while he was young but this is not confirmed. Also, when he lies down flat on the floor, the depression is big enough to fill up 2 litres of water.

3. Danny Goh suffers from an ailment called the my-hair-will-change-colour-cuz-i-swim-alot infection. In this ailment, his hair will turn colour to gold/red every specific period of time and then blaek again.

4. Danny has a long body and short legs. His pants are worn, contrary to very very popular beliefs, above the d33k level and he does not pose AT ALL. However, due to his what-we-call low butt, it makes it look like his pants are very low. But this is just because his body is long.

5. Danny is strong. He has huge arm muscles no doubt resulting from the numerous hours he spends in the toilet................................................doing pushups!

6. Danny was from badminton in primary school.

7. Danny was is and will be short.

8. Danny got A2 for his higher chinese. As his friend and as his tuition classmate, i must say that Danny has put in the hard work( i put in more), Danny is smart (im smarter) and thus it is with no doubt that Danny has been rewarded with an A2 ( i also got the same grade). Thus i just want to say, "Danny, you picked the right teacher!"

NAH DANNY IS SMART!

9. Danny is the king of DOTA and warcraft single game. When asked about his Dota expliots, Danny will relate to you how he single handedly controlled 2 heros and defeated a team of 5. And when asked how is he compared to one of the reportedly best players in the school, Danny is of the answer, " I dont know. But i think i kill him more then he kills me." So i guess Danny is the best.

10. Danny spent his whole december holidays WOWing hardcore now but has given away his account to a friend. Sigh. What a n00b.

11. Danny wears BATA shoes to school in case you havent noticed.


Adventures of Danny Goh!

He raises his hands...

He lifts his hands higher!

And he recieves the ball!

The END!