Adventures of Despo Kia continued

Dear Dr. Love,

Last two days have been an absolute roller coaster ride for me. Being the ever emotional person i am, i was brought to the top of the world and the next day i came slamming down onto earth again. I dont know man! Im so konfused!

Okay i konfess i need a love doctor. A love guru whos been there, done it (erh not literally). I need help, i need to sort out my priorities right now! Right this very moment!

Okay here's what happened.

On the 7 of February, exactly at 9:39:49 my sweetheart messaged me.

" Heyhey how was your day? Haha. Wad cha doing now? Haha."

I was so konfused. Should i reply? After all i wasnt doing any thing at that moment. Then i thought to myself, should i get his male hormones excited by replying something horny? Then i thought against doing that. I dont wanna get him excited man. Then our relationship will start too fast and end too fast. At that moment i was so tempted to say i was dancing chacha. But later he will get excited so cannot! I also wanted to say i was eating ice kaCHAng but let's not be punny shall we?

So i thought and thought and then i thought that i should tell the truth. So i replied something along the lines of "Doing homework. You?"

After all it isnt nice to reply just "Doing homework" isnt very ideal for conversations right. So i have to add the "you?" behind to make sure that we can continue to talk and continue the conversation.

The zomg it happened.

It just happened.

We...

had...

jokes. He replied "Homework as well.. But kinda thought of you..Haha..Haiz..Boring =*"

zomg
zomg
zomg

it was da bomb shell
like da bomb on da hiroshima

It was mega bomb!

My heart seriously melted into liquid. I had butterflies in my stomach.
I was over the moon. I was the happiest man on earth(trust me im a man). This is the first time in my life that someone ever ever ever thought of me. Can you believe that!? Somebody was thinking of me! [HAHA THAT LOSER. HE WAS NO IDEA WHO HE WAS THINKING OF. LOL THINKING OF POOYIHONG MAN!]

Oh isnt that sweet? Thinking of me while doing homework. I was so stunned that i didnt reply his sms. Well you gotta pity me eh. 10 years in a monk sch has made me unable to communicate with pple of the same sex. I dont know what to say man im so konfused. This is my first love and i dont wanna be hurted lol.

Okay so i thought it was best for me to leave it at that and i did.

But

But

But

for the next few days he never sms me! Wah lao still dare to claim that he likes me when he didnt sms me for 2 day! 48 Hours! 2880mins! 172800 seconds! Omg every single second my heart pines for him man! I cant do my homework i cannot concentrate during lectures i cannot run i cannot swim i cannot drink milo and be champion. I cannot eat my lunch i cannot eat my brunch i cannot drink my lemon tea. I cannot do anything!

I am sad.

So so so so so sad. Is he cheating on me? IS HE? IS HE? TELL ME HE'S NOT.

What shall i do?
Should we go out on vday?
Should i sms him?
Should i wait?

Please advise.

-helpless