The cold hard truth

To tell the truth, we are in a crisis. We have officially ran out of stuff to blog about. After all, talkcocksummit is about talking cock so in a way it is about talking rubbish. But how much rubbish can you churn out continuously? Not to mention the fact that you have to churn out rubbish every single day.

Considering there's seven days per week and there are three of us, each of us will have to blog about twice per week. So in order to blog, we must either have inspiration or have some rubbish events to happen in our life. Since inspiration dont come easy and dont come cheap, our lives must have been really damn rubbishy to have posted so much rubbish for the past 3 months!

So how now brown cow? Stop blogging? Nope! We at talkcocksummit believe in providing entertainment for people with boring lives. Thus, we no matter what happens, we will still churn out the rubbish!

But you can do your part to help us. Make a donation of $25 to anyone of us and inspiration will automatically flow in!

Okay i do have more interesting chronicles of the adventures of despo kia but im kinda getting sick of how he's hitting on me and dont you get sick too of reading how lovesick he is or how lovesick i am? So from now on, episodes of the adventure of despo kia will be sold for one cup of lemon tea!

Nah dont worry. I will post about him when i feel like.

Anyway i shall dig up a letter which i wrote for valentine's day

Dear Angel,

Please return all your crockery and utensils after using. Do you know why you have to return the crockery and utensils? This is because unclean crockery and utensils will attract insects. These insects are extremely dangerous. But what is more important is that birds will come and prey on them. We call these birds "birds of prey".

Alright imagine the flamengoes start flowing into the great ahhhh jayyy seeee (tsk!) and turning the whole school into a bird park. This is still not as worrying. What is more dangerous is that snakessssss will start coming into school too!

Snakes ARE dangerous. Firstly, snake poo is extremely poisonous. Secondly, snake poo is extremely acidic and they require 1dm3 of 2.0 mol sulphuric acid to neutralise one mole of snake poo. So if the snakes poo alot then alot of acid will be required! And then salt will be formed and NH3 will be evolved!

Ah. Do you know that humans evolved from rocks? Why do you think people go around declaring that they rock? Ah im so excited upon this discovery. Are you excited? I hope you are!

Anyway, do you know that i love you just like mice love rice? Why do the mice love rice? Because rice is nice that's why mice love nice rice!

( i forgot the rest.)

From your mortal.

anyway acjc sold some heavenly pasta that cost 6 kingkong bucks. Love it!