Valentine's Day

The whole point of me blogging now tells alot. If im able to sit here and type at dinner time means that i do not have a date and no hot girl/guys asked me out which is absolutely irritating and sad.

Why? i thought he was serious about me man. I really thought so. I thought that he will date me out today but wtf man he didnt ask me out! That sonoagun didnt! I suspect he's not being loyal to me man.

Looking back it might have been my fault. After all my friends told me i was too cold and i was too dao. Perhaps i should have taken the initiative but im a boy and he is a boy so he should be the one taking the initiative! TMD!

It takes alot to pluck up your courage to ask a boy out you know. So all boys out there please save the girls ( in my case boy) the toture of having to ASK you out okay!?

Bloody hell. he broke my heart into a million pieces. All i want for valentine is him (contrary to popular belief, all i want for valetine's day is him and not his hotbod [ if he has] ). I know im popular and even james and sengkong wanted to date me but no. I WANT HIM!

Bloody hell, embarrassed me in school man. Everyone has a bouquet of flower except me. Everyone recieved chocolates except me. Everyone has balloons except me. Man i was sad. My heart was broken. Love as in the air and apparently the air i breathed in was different from the air the everyone breathed in.

So what do you do when you have no dates? You try to find one of course. If i cannot get the hottest guy [i hope] from innovation jc then i shall go for the hottest guy in ahhhh jayyyyy seeee [koped from fengshui club] and that is none other than Sherwin!

But bloody hell, he rejected me not once, not twice but trice and even abandoned me for bensen and the old lady of stall 8. Holy Cow! Now i got rejected by 3 guys. That made my day man. Cannot date girls cannot date guys too. Wth lah might as well go and die!

I dont know man. I need a date for next year's valentine. Anyone who still wants to be my valentine after reading this message please contact me asap by tagging. And if you want to be my valentine next year please tell me too so that next year i will not feel as insecure as this year. I need someone big strong and muscular so that i will feel secure next year. Dont wanna be alone again!

For those friends of mine who are going out on a date good luck. Please remember to open the doors for the girls and pull out the seats for the girls and remember to pay the bills for the girls and surprise them with bouquets of chocolates or boxes of flowers. And may you have the luck that i lacked and may all things turn out well.

And for those people whom i dont like and are going out on a date, i curse you! You stupid people! If you are a boy i hope you screw up your date and piss the girl off forever. If you are a girl i hope you eat plenty of garlic and burp loudly. I hope you all lao sai after eating your dinner and fall asleep while watching movie and and and and you all run out of money after watching the movie and cannot take the train home and you have to walk home. Then when you reach home i hope your parents ground you for 7 years.

Especially you-know-who. Looking for a fight right!? BRING IT ON!