More development

In case you've forgotten what my posts are all about, it is about Student Development, a part of RJC curriculum. I recalled I stopped after going through 11 pages or so from the last time, so here's Part 2 on breakdown of the Student Development curriculum.

Page 12-13 (purple): Character Test
If you look at it carefully, I think you'll find that even some bloody rascal could have GREAT CHARACTER. The whole test is out of 80 and yet if you score 36 and above you get to have a great character. So I can assume Stud Dev is like Chem, getting a Distinction even if you fail?! Anyway the questions are pretty lame, like "I never cheat on tests." DUH?! Who cheats ON tests, you cheat IN them. There are still many other lame examples, like "I share fairly with others." If others are faguts and they deserve no more than a punch in a face, would it be justice to hand out that punch to them? The dilemma countinues, and so does the development.

Page 14-15 (white): The Test Of Friendship
Someone should change the scoring system to this:
Below 15 - You are some bastard. I already know your name and it starts with J.
16 to 24 - I know your name and I know you are trying to cheat in the test.
25 to 39 - J.. don't you have any shame?
40 - You're the ultimate cheater!!

Anyway the way to test if your friend is really your friend is to see if he'll say hi to you. Some people ah.. go RJC only won't say hi to me. I understand I'm not one of the coolest people around (far from it), but don't forget how many times I marked attendance for you at RI (when you pon some activity) or when I lent you assignment to copy!! Okay those aren't my lines but you get the drift anyway. Your friends won't dao you.

Page 16 (white): Design A Friend
I'll design one person exactly like myself so we'll get along pretty well. Only problem would be that there would be multiple posts on TCS for one day and none on the other. And we'd probably take up too much of our time suanning each other rather than completing Chem tutorials (or French homework for that matter). YL might die when we go to the library to talk cock or when we play bridge =) after all don't forget I'm the master of Bridge with 1 wins and 7 losses. If you start a bridge league I'll be your Sunderland.

Page 17 (white): Making Your Friendships Stick
Remember: Remember all the horrid stuff your friend did to you and then stick his bloody disgusting face into the mud. It rains quite often nowadays.
Be real: Be real, not an irrational number like root 2. A real number could stick to your graph, but an irrational number would have to be uprooted.
Be understanding: And friendly, caring and kind. If you be all of those at one go, I guarantee you'll get lots of stick from others.
Be sensitive: Like superglue. Touch a bit only get stuck forever. Now that's a fabulous idea to making your friendships stick!
Don't leech: Ow, guess they specially made this book for someone with name starting with J. Anyway leeches do stay on sticks so.. yea. You get what I mean.
Be there. How are two things supposed to stick in the first place when they are apart? Of course you have to be there with your friend.

Page 18 (white): How To Lose A Friend In 10 Days
Here's what they put in the book, 1) lie to them (that's easy), 2) gossip about them (waa I wonder who does it), 3) secretly date their steady partner (as if they even are capable of it), 4) give the cold shoulder (remember to put it in the fridge for one night first) and 5) embarrass them in public (sure).

Now let me tell you, these people who wrote the book are n00bs. Who the heck needs 10 days to lose a friend? I could lose one in 10 hours and no, I'm not bragging and this isn't something to be bragged about. It's a bad thing and much as I want to change myself, I thought I might as well pollute your minds as well (if you can't improve, pull others down to your level). So if you want to be a good friend, then don't read the TCS guide to Losing a Friend in 10 Hours! (with experience)

1) Vandalise his/her pencil box with the name of the girl he is supposed to like. No prizes for guessing who here is a victim of that prank.
2) Keep prying on your friend's affairs. Keep bugging him like hell just to find out whatever he's saying, even though it doesn't concern you. Just make sure you know EVERYTHING!!
3) Cheat in your tests and deny it later. Even though it is damn obvious.
4) Build up your muscles in the gym and then brag about it at every single opportunity. Don't even lose a single chance to show them off. Oh, get some cool hair as well and you'll get all the girls in school. At the expense of all your friends, of course.
5) Make props for Drama Feste and try to include some hidden signs there, better yet if it's large and clear. That's one of the most fagut ways of losing your friends and it's not recommended because of the fact you need talent nonetheless to carry out that feat. And lots of support from your house exco.

Page 19 (yellow): Love Me, Love Me Not?
This page is there for the sole purpose of showing you how beautiful the yellow of Bayley can be. The words are just to show how black can 衬托 yellow. (See how Yuk the Hullettian can cooperate with YH and I?)

Page 20 (red): Is It Love?
Another survey, where the options are really limited and the only skills you develop here are your answering of open-ended questions because the two options are really extremes. Might as well go take a sunflower and pluck off its petals one by one.

Page 21 (black): Media
From the earpiece to the whatever that white thing it is at the bottom, I suspect it's a one-to-one function. That page functions as a distraction.

Page 22 (white): Media Exposure
We'd like to inform you that TCS is not part of the media at all. Hell no, we're not MediaCorp yet. We are still some n00b TCS waiting to upgrade but being unable to do so because we're still busy talking cock rather than spreading propaganda. Anyway that page looks like some kid doing some bad colouring. =X

Page 23 (black): Have You Ever Used Music To..
Tell you a trick before you start doing it. Put more "no"s than "yes"es.

Now do the test.

HAHA WELL DONE! YOU ARE NOT ADDICTED TO THE MEDIA AT ALL!

Okay that's quite enough for tonight because I've Student Development tomorrow, yea!! For those in my class, you can prepare to watch as I dominate the discussions with my enthusiasm. I tell you, NOTHING is going to stop me from being enthusiastic for Stud Dev. I have many more pages to cover but rest assured I'll try to complete it before there aren't any more lessons. But even if I don't, learning must still go on.

And I'll definitely get my A for Student Development. =)

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Some really stupid random questions

Question: What do you call a card that has a sharp point?
Answer: Poker

Question: What do you call a card that sings songs?
Answer: Solitaire

Question: What do you call a card that's floating on a water surface?
Answer: A card. It's not a bridge because you'll sink if you step on it.