Tutorial blues

Sir don't blame me if I don't finish your tutorials

You'll find that my mood is usually good,
when I walk into the class.
I find some space and take my place,
waiting for an hour to pass.

The teacher strolls in, gives a sneaky grin,
and I wonder what is my fate.
He has this big stack, that I wish he'd take back,
but it's meant for me and my mates.

"Class," he says, with his repulsive face,
"this tutorial is meant for you.
I want it done, by the end of the month,
which means you've got one week to do."

"One week?!" we cry, "we will all die!"
The heartless teacher just ignores us.
He starts to teach, not hearing us bitch,
making us want to kick his arse.

A week flies by, and though we did try,
our tutorials are as clean as can be.
It's not our fault, we don't want to revolt,
but we really did our best already.

The teacher is pissed, trembling is my knees,
and he calls me to stand up.
"Why never do, your tutorial, you fool,
I'll beat you to a pulp!"

I started to say, I had seven days,
of which I had training on three.
Trainings killed my hands, it ruined my plans,
to do them at night when I'm free.

"Well," said the boar, "you still had four,
so why didn't you do them then?"
Aches last two days, they won't go away,
I still couldn't pick up my pen.

He clenched his fist, and looked damn pissed,
but said "you still had one day to do."
No way you jerk that's for my overdue work,
tutorials can go down the loo.

The teacher got loud, and said with a shout,
"GET OUT OF MY CLASS YOU DUMB SHIT!"
I left feeling sad, but without regret,
I'm a luckless little piece of dead meat.

I spoke the truth, only to be moved,
to my sanctuary outside the door.
The teacher doesn't teach, he only does bitch,
why did I even come here for.

Nine out of ten it happens again,
and hardly anything is taught.
When the CTs come, we are all still dumb,
the teacher wonders why we got nought.

If you'd carefully see, you'll see that maybe,
teachers scold more than they teach.
Tutorials are crap, they all should be scrapped,
torn up and thrown in the ditch.

Next time you get the meaningless shat,
don't bother doing it at all.
Revise frequently, and you will see,
what you gain will be much more.

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Guess what. I was trying to do my tutorials when I wrote this. Now I just effectively influenced myself to stop attempting it at all! =)

And do stay tuned, the ATM (Anti-Tutorial Movement) is coming to TCS soon..