Lesson from GP

During a very interesting lesson of GP with a wonderful teacher to boot, I was inspired to think about blogs. And somehow the teacher was very interested in thinking about the question, "Should blogs be allowed to talk bad about teachers?" And obviously being the excellent teacher that she was, she didn't state exactly what her answer was, but everyone could pretty much tell that her esteemed opinion was NOOOOO!!! And of course I do not disrespect my teachers, so I don't blog bad about them. And you shouldn't too, unless you like getting punished, because you never know when a teacher decides to look for trouble by googling his own name and TEMPER! when he/she sees you kpkb about him/her.

And of course this is bad for the democratic idea of freedom of speech, but this should only set you thinking about more creative ways to express yourself without the risk of getting the dreaded white slips. With the growing popularity of blogs, most people have neglected the traditional chain mail. This is despite the fact that, given a large number of people who somehow believe in curses and the like, the chain mail can be a much more powerful tool.

If you take tcs as an example, it took us 5 months of hard work to get to around 20000 hits. If you use the Chinese saying of 一传十，十传百 for chain mail and you force everyone to send to 10 people within 1 day, you would take no more than 5 days to get the number of hits we have currently. Therefore, if ever you feel like insulting somebody, chain mail should be the way to go. I give you a rough template:

Dear reader,
there is something important that you must know of. It is something that concerns your well-being as a human. __________(insert name) is a total idiot who goes around stealing others' brains (insert disgusting photograph of brain here so that people will continue reading) so that in the end you walk around as a brainless idiot(insert image of a zombie) and thus rendering life meaningless.
How to look out for ______ and protect yourself: (Insert ugliest photo of victim).
You will definitely want to avoid him/her because he/she is (insert list of insults, the more the merrier).
Now send this to at least 10 people within 24 hours, or else your IQ will decrease by 10 everyday until it reaches a magnificent 0!
From a reliable source

Ok so that was quite lame but what nothing keeps a chain mail spreading like a good ol' threat. Anyway, is this mission accomplished? Nope, not yet. Some people with honour may think you're a dishonourable little squirt by backstabbing your dear teacher (or whoever for that matter). So there is one thing you must do, and that is send the chain mail to your teacher's email so that he/she can know of his/her impending doom. Of course, this is only for the brave. For the not-so-brave, I recommend setting up a new email account for this purpose. So this wraps up the lesson. Bon courage!