Happy new year

Happy Munjen New Year to all munjen readers and a happy chinese new year to all other readers. It's the munjen new year again so remember to eat plenty of munjen oranges and munjen stuff like bak kua ( not being racist here) and of course our favourite PINEAPPLE TARDS(tarts) [okay no puns there].

Anyway it's the munjen new year and all of you will have received plenty of money in the form of munjen angbaos. I do hope there are some coins with you cuz im gonna teach you some tricks up my sleeeeeeeeves. So listen up.

Disclaimer: The following tricks are in no way associated with me or started by me. The following tricks are merely observations that i have made during my time in RI or my hypothesis. When i say they are tried and tested they do not necessary have to be tried and tested by me. And if you do happen to try them out please do not say that i taught you those tricks because i didnt! And if the tricks do happen to work always remember to share the goods with me cuz i taught you how to get them. Anyway if you do happen to be a victim of those scams, do not come and look for me because i didnt do it!

Trick 1
Have you ever noticed the drinks machine at the canteen? The one the sells bottles of coke, coffee etc? Ever grumbled about the price? Thought that it was too high? Well, you can get 3 bottles out of it at one go. Here's how:

Insert the required amount of money.

Press one of the buttons.

As the bottle gets loaded onto the belt, block it from coming out.

To do that you gotta stuck you hand in.

If the bottle doesnt come out, you shld get your refund.

Insert the money again and repeat.

Disclaimer 2: If you happen to injure yourself please do not blame me. And if you happen to get caught you are a stupid hopeless n00b so dont blame me again. And if it doesnt work and you lose your money, NOOB! NOOB! NOOB!

Trick 2:
Ever wondered how to con the machine that dispenses can drinks? I believe i have found the answer. Wait. Do not in anyway hold me responsible for this.

Get plenty of ice.

Melt them until they are the shape of a 50c coin and it is thin enough to insert the ice inside.

Wait for the right time.

Insert the ice.

The next person that inserts a coin will suffer. The money will not be able to be displayed and the money cannot be refunded.

Wait for abt 3-5 mins.

The ice would have melted.

PRESS REFUND!
and your coins will roll out!

Smart right?

This has indeed been tried and tested but not implemented. You shld be able to get lots of money at other's expenses. We call this opportunity costs and a self-beneficial relationship.
Beware of bitches though. It's their year.

Trick 3
Snack machine at RI.

Dont know whether it still works, but you can stick your hand in from the bottom to kope the snacks. If you need help, get a 15cm plastic ruler. Always work.

Anyway, do not come and look for me if something negative happens, but come look for me if something positive happens.