DSA

Applause to those who managed to get into RJ through dsa. It's not easy to excel in a sport and it is certainly an achievement to be so proficient in that sport/aesthestic that you can enter rj through dsa. Common misconceptions will tell you that people who enter through dsa are ruggers, hockers, badmintonners or trackers but there are plenty plenty more rafflesians that have entered rj or rather ri when they were sec1 with their special talents. I shall talk about some of the DSA RI/RJC has.

NICKY(not his real name)

1.Our dear friend nicky here has lots and lots of talents. First of all, nicky was a cricket player in primary 6 and he's skills soon earn him a call up to the National Youth Crikket Team. Being part of the National Youth Crikket Team, a visit by the PE teachers of RI was inevitable and soon he was in RI because of his crikket. As they say, the rest is history. [He never touch crikket again]

2. The second reason why Nickymade it to RI was seemingly out of gratitude. Nicky did CPR on the headmaster while he was unconscious thus saving his life. You may say that RI is not practising meritocracy by doing that by look at it from another point of view, if nicky had no done that there will be no more headmaster. So well done nicholas!

3. Nicky was the under-12 flyweight champion in judo. More information about his judo career is not known but there is a rumour that he once slammed a 100+kg person. Given his weight of around 50kg. I think it is a very believable story indeed.

Here are some of the more credible stories that i have heard about DSA:

1. There was a guy in RI that entered RI after he beat headmaster to a game of snakes. It was reported that headmaster was at the 90th square and he rolled a 5,4. Thinking that he had won the game, he let out a cry of triumph. Soon, he discovered that he had only rolled 9 instead of 10 and he landed on the 99th square leading to a demotion to the 70th square.

2. Some guy made it to RI because he was a scout in primary school and he collected alot of badges.

Anyway for those that dont know, i made it to RI because i won headmaster in a game of monopoly singapore version. I took control of queen astrid park and nassim road and built 2 hotels. He landed there and was ggxx-ed.

Before i end let me bring you 2 james miao jokes.

What should val change her surname to crowe?



So that she will be valcrowe!



What happens when the car runs over a dog?



It becomes a carpet!