Monday, January 02, 2006

TCS 2006

Oh my! It's the year 2006. A new year. 365 more days for us to abuse! Let us all make the best out of it shall we?

Well, plenty of you will be thinking back on how 2005 was. But i tell you it's pretty much useless anyway. So dont regret and move on! Unless you shagged someone and you got AIDS, now that's something to regret. If not look forward! Onward my warriors!

Now it's 2006. Let us all have some new year resolutions shall we?

Resolutions
1. I really hope readership of TCS will continue to improve! Cmon the world needs more cock. And we are talking the best roosters around at the top! The talkcocksummit! Yeah! And readers, tag more. Dont let that seetow spam the bloody tagboard with his usual newcastle shyat when we know newcastle's pretty much screwed up like how arsenal is.

2. TCS will hold our promise to carry out our Valentine's Day services. The charges can be found in YJ's [post so do check it out. Tell you what, here's what we are gonna do. First you tell us the name of your secret lover, then we will go up to him/her and declare his/her love you him/her. If he/she says yes please treat us to lunch and if he/she says no we will probably say it's a joke. We are TCS, never take us too seriously unless we tell you to. Great plan right!?

3. YJ and i will continue to strive to be undercover councillors and bring you the latest happenings around the school!

4. On a more personal note, i will train to be the second strongest person in RI after the official record holder of Yeoh Seng Kong who has known to break benchpress machines because he loaded too much weight. The previous unofficial record holder was kenny lau. A certain someone is so strong that he is able to lift the world. But kenny is able to lift him. Which means kenny is able to life the guy that is lifting the world!

5. TCS will hold a klubbing party on 14 Feb The RafflesGreenBlackWhite @atrium@RJC. tickets are for sale at $2 with one complimentary drink. Free flow of drinks comes at the price of $20. Drinks on offer include: Black Label(fruit punch), Absolut (fruitpunch) Barcadi( fruitpunch) and many more. So join us for the kewlest party in town!

Have a great smashing year ahead and abuse your new 365 days!

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