You Wanna Be COOL?

Things are looking good in RJ. Barely a week has passed since we started having lessons. In RJ, there are two ways of survival. One, be ultra mighty godlike SMART. So smart that even the most punkass dude will respect you and stand in awe of you. But given such a situation in RJ, where smart people are the norm and stupid people are the abnorm, it isnt much of a choice is it. So we will have to turn to our 2nd option of survival in RJ, which is to be cool.

You wanna be cool? Then stop wasting your life on lemon tea and quit the FLAMING LEMON TEA[will blog about it later]. Come take a seat right beside me as we observe the situation in the canteen.

The many free hours between lessons are not for drinking lemon tea alone, it's for setting your target on which cool clique you wanna join and prosper. Well, here's my observations for the past few days.

I hope you guys can see it. But anyway here's what it is all about:

Coolio Table Number 3
Coolio Table no.3 is for all coolios wannabe...but cannot be. There are only a few members in it, most prominently being kane and i. The coolios in table 3 seek acceptance into table 1 but knowing that we cannot make it, do not dare to make the first move. So, cooliosT3 will sit there and talk cock amongst themselves while looking enviously at cooliosT1 and waiting for their invitation.

That day, kane and i were sitting there and talking cock while looking at T1. Danny, a member of T1, soon turned around. IT WAS OUR CHANCE TO GET IN! Our eyes lit up at the prospect but Danny soon dashed our hopes. A wave of his hand indicated that the table was full and we were not to be accepted into the coolioT1.

{anyway danny didnt really do that. we DECLINED the invitation! heh}

Moving on we have coolio table 2. Table 2 consists of some basketballers and some waterpolo players and some other random people. Im not saying that they are not cool. But it is probably true that they are not cool enough. The key word is enough. Anyway, the coolios of T2 are way better than us so we better not talk too much. But at least they are talking cock amongst themselves which is so much better than waiting for an invitation to table 1.

But the special characteristic of T2 is its proximity to T1. So every now and then you will notice certain people sitting at the edge of the table TRYING as hard as possible to listen to the conversation of cooliosT1 and trying to gain an entry pass. Examples of those people include a certain fruit that we all known of. Im tempted to post a picture but i shall not for the fear of being backstab. Read kenny's blog for more information.

Okay the most important of all. The coolio table 1! Consisting of mostly poloers and swimmings and the judo-fencing-volleyball-blahblahblah clique, it's the dream of all rafflesians to gain entry to the biggest coolest table in the canteen! Now let me introduce you to certain key players in the table.

1. The BigCool(s).

The BigCool(s) are the main coolios of the table, the ones that have really INTEGRATED themselves into the table. Duh that must be chenkai!

2. The SmallCool(s).

The SmallCool(s) sit at the side of the table, with lesser participation in the conversations. But nevertheless they are still in T1 so all due respect to them.

3. The LoudMouths

The LoudMouths are never part of the table. They come and go. Like the housefly and mosquitoes. The Loudmouth will come, talk very loudly, attract everyone's attention for that 30 secs, doing something stupid, and move off. Of course they hope that you will remember them.

4. The Mosquitoes

The Mosquitoes are worse than the LMs. They hang around there, TRY to talk, TRY to integrate themselves...but fail...AND they refuse to buzzzzzzz off.

That's all for T1.

Now for the even hotter table, cooliotableA.

Coolio Table A is extremely cool and extremely dangerous. If you are a girl, you can join easily. But if you are a guy, be prepared to take on as many as six girls all by yourselves and impress them if not you better not join. WARNING: COOL and DANGEROUS. Potential big source of fire and scandals.

It is indeed interesting to observe all these different people and all the stuff they do. Bottomline, you are either born cool or you are not cool If you are not, then go drink 11 cups of lemon tea in one day and beat adnaan's and shivanesh's individual record and maybe you might get an invitation to that table.