Orientation Day 4

Alright the record for one post per day has fallen. But that aint my fault. I reached home yesterday at 1 a.m so technically I didnt have a chance to blog so so so so the record has not fallen! No actually.

In actual fact, TCS has been stuck at RJC orientation at the last 4 days so we havent really had the time to blog actually. Orientation has been fun and we enjoyed ourselves. More on orientation day 4 later.

I just want to express my disappointement at the people who stole my PE tshirts. When i was in sec1, i bought 3 XL tshirts. Over the next four years, with every bit of my cunning and guile, I managed to amass a total of 8 pe tshirts with sizes ranging from medium to XL. But the point is, when i looked at my wardrobe there was only 4 medium tshirts left! Plus the fact the I have not bought any tshirts over the 4 years makes it even more amazing!

SO WHO STOLE FROM THE THIEF? what happened to the honour among thieves. How can you steal from a thief? ARGH! Dont con a conman. Dont lie to a liar. Dont steal from ME!

Anyway i wrote my name on all my tshirts at the bottom so it will be easy to locate them.

Anyway orientation day 4 was pretty much slack. OG superwoman was chionging the script for our performance later at 3am. The first activity was the motherbig rapeass throw paper ball game in which there was a total morrison rape and pillage. The bayley secret attack squad failed to backstab moor. Bayley gay squad failed in their espoinage missing as well despite bringing 4 balloons and 10 paper balls on one single trip. Haha. Morrison got owned by all the houses. Next up, YH's shorts got torned by some over enthu girl as he was too smart to tie the rafia string to his PE shorts.

Soon, prep for onite started as z'rules of zophos went shopping in toa payoh, visiting the same shop 5 times to buy the same stuff over and over again.

The time for o'nite came. Mighty zophos was ready to kick some butt with their butt kicking choral reading. The story line goes like this:

There once lived a butt kicking oh-so-chio princess with armpit hair and wardrobe malfunction who owned 5 pigs. The 5 pigs built 5 different houses of red, blue, green, purple and GOLD. The wolf came and owned the first house while drawing first blood and earning himself 200 gold. Then he continued with his killing streak and got a double kill. He moved to the 3rd house and was unstoppable, getting a triple kill. Not satisfied, he got a momomomonster kill and owned the fourth house! At last at the last house, he huffed and puffed but could only blow Humpty Dumpty off, thereby not getting a holy shit streak. As humpty dumpty was blown off and rolling down the hill, jack and jill was walking up the hill and poor jill was invovled in the hit-and-roll. Jack mourn for her for 2 secs and he was like WHATEVER soon after that. The wolf being tired and low on health decided to go back to the fountain(gold house) for a good rest. The very pretty princess went to visit the 5 pigs and got the shock of his/her life when he/she opened the door to find the wolf resting inside. He/she screamed then jack came in time to rescue him/her and they live happily ever after.

Kick butt? yeah! we got best og performance! haha

(story done by og superwoman cherynann)

anyway. i think bayley kickass. but waddle... haha not too bad lah haha.