Yesterday was quite an uneventful day. Except for one event. That convinces me that X has magikal powers. Where X is a 2-metre tall person. With no hair.
So yj and I were innocuously walking out of school. And you people know the 'fence' between the amphi and the road? To call it a fence is quite inaccurate actually because it doesn't even reach my hip. Ok anyway we decided to go (cannot use 'climb' because we didn't even have to use our hands or jump) over it because it provided a shorter route to where our dear friend elangor was (that is another way of saying the gate for the uninitiated). And guess who saw that.
Of all the coincidences in the world, this just had to happen. I mean, what is the probability of us walking out of the school exactly as X was driving in? So shocking. I have no doubt that X has magik powers that are beyond us. Unless X was hiding in his car all the while spying on innocent little boys like us.
Anyway, the dialogue went something like this:
X: Hey you boys climbed over the fence just like that?
Innocent boys *turn around and you can imagine the shock on our faces*: Sorry sir
X: The fence is there for a reason.
Innocent boys: sorry sir
X: Next time climb over something else (err.. the Great Wall of China?)
Innocent boys: sorry sir
It's a typical conversation between a superior and inferiors. I'm sorry we didn't do anything funny then for the sake of your entertainment. We might be full of shit but we're not stupid. There are some people you just don't mess with. Come to think of it, I count it lucky that X didn't give us the dreaded white slips, considering they give it for something like not tucking in your shirt (poor Kenneth Kong). Maybe it was because X was in the car and it was inconvenient. Whatever.
But in anything, it is necessary to look at the bright side of things, and the thing I learnt today is that X drives a champagne-coloured seven-seater, whatever that implies.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment