Orientation Day 1

I walked to school for the first time in my life since Primary 6. Not my fault, I woke up too early and decided to keep my ez-link card full for a little longer. So I just abused some factory gate and cut across there to Braddell, where I had a nice time walking happily to RJC.

That was before orientation started.

By the way, I kept my promise, if Seetow would very much like to know. I've got proof as well - and sorry if my arse is facing you.



There you go!! Seetow I didn't lie to you okay!

Anyway when I first arrived in school I wasn't wearing a badge so I could try passing off as a Sec 1. Like maybe, fool a few PSLs to thinking I'm a China scholar? A few Bayleyeans saw me though, and that wasn't quite as funny as experience as I thought it would be. But later wearing shorts paid off. Fooled the hell out of some REALLY STUPID PSLS. TSK! Same school for three years you still don't know my face - so you downright deserve to get jacked, boy.

To protect my other friends' identities who were wearing shorts on the same day as well, I'll censor off the names. First I went to the gate to wait for them - and there was a PSL directing Sec 1s to go to the Junior Block, a block for juniors. Conversation went something like this:

PSL: Sec 1s, please go to the Junior Block please! (2 pleases in 1 sentence, what has RI been teaching him?!)
PSL: (upon noticing me) Do you need anything?
Me: What do you mean, anything?
PSL: Are you lost?
Me: Huh no, why would I be? (slight pause)
PSL: Are you a Sec 1?
Me: (amused) Huh, NO?!!
PSL: Oh okay, sorry.

Dumb bastard, innit?

So later, basically we went up to the Junior Block to our old class 1G.

PSL: Are you all from 1G?
All: Yes.
Friend: Where do we put our bags?
PSL: In the class, faster, then we'll go to the hall.

(We all went in by the back door. But after a while we came out because we were afraid if something was missing from the Sec 1 bags, then we would be prime suspects)

PSL: (seeing us with our bags, gave us a quizzical look)
Then my friends had a quick conference, after which two of them just ran off from the weirdo PSL staring at us from the staircase landing near the classroom.
PSL: Aren't you from 1G?
Me: Yea.. 1G. (slight pause)
Me: Four years ago.

Upon which the jackass, having got jacked right in the ass, just walked away without a word! AHAHAHAHA! Are we good or what!! First day already got a double frag just by wearing shorts and not wearing a badge, tsk those lousy PSLs. Hello, when we came to RI you were still a young n00b mugging for PSLE eh!! What the hell, that was such a direct insult. Didn't even have to put on a China accent to fool those little n00bs.

So that was the most fun part of my day. Because after that:



Greek theme for Orientation. Everything also Z la, maybe?! Yea I agree, the orientation was indeed damn ZzzzzzZzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

Maybe Zhizhi would like it.

We had some fun with our OG and OGLs, though one of our OGLs was asking for a stripping by provoking us. He tried to make us do forfeit, but hoho, I think we'll be the ones giving him a forfeit! He's actually a nice guy but well, we're bastards and that's that.

So we just played a lot of games, perspired a lot, and in some cases that I SAW (but managed to avoid), kissing a lot. Especially those games where it involves the mouth (duh). And in case some J2s are reading this, let me tell you frankly that I prefer my spaghetti cooked. I really don't eat it straight off the packet thanks. And another thing: your blindfolds suck. Please, I could run all over the place with it tightly tied to my head. Next time get better ones - but oops, no more next time!!

Well in any case, orientation was, as expected, full of shit. To get past it, I suggest you try to be full of shit as well. Keep talking cock with your OGL.

OGL: Tomorrow 7:20am meet at the place we had for icebreakers.
Us: Huh, which place?
OGL: This morning.. icebreakers.
Us: Oh, I forgot.

Three of us in the OG decided to meet up for breakfast tomorrow. Then the OGL warned us that we would get a white slip, which is a warning slip.

Reply: Could you please give it to us today? We'll be late tomorrow anyway.
OGL: I can't give it out.
Reply: Could we have it anyway?

etc.

Basically just keep talking back, though you should not show any disrespect to your OGL (they're J2s, and they could abuse you if they choose). If the orientation is not fun for you, then you should make it fun for yourself! Remember, it's all a matter of perspective so just stay happy. And keep clear of trouble.

Meeting up for breakfast does not constitute trouble.

In any case, moving back to RI news: I THINK ELANGO HAS BEEN SACKED!!

That bloody sonofabitch. Didn't see him at his usual security post, and his bicycle has just suddenly disappeared! See?! It's not good to smoke, the school evidently thought he was a bad influence and kicked him out. Good job, I say. If he were there and if he were to catch me wearing my short pants without a badge I could bet you my last dollar he'd just shout something like:

"EH BOY! RI THAT SIDE, RI THAT SIDE! YOU GO WRONG WAY!"

I might miss that old fagut. Mind you, not that I like him, but sometimes you start to like things that you don't have. Take for example Bayley in RI. We were bloody hell abused but we still finished first anyway. Now I miss being abused by Kyap, because I get abused by OGLs.

Whatever. Today's only Day 1 (25%). Still three more days to go. I'll try to survive them all.

If you think orientation sucks, you're not alone.