HYPOTHESIS PROVEN!

My countless hours of research has paid off after all. The hypothesis has been proven true after all. Although table 1 was not in action yesterday, it was in full force today since the morning. It's not easy to resist the temptations of being cool. Ever since i published my papers on being cool, more and more people are attempting to join the gang. We applaud Mitchell Yeo for taking the effort to INTEGRATE himself into the table and joining the clikk.

However like all ekonomiks model and theories, sometimes our hypothesis dont work. After much reasearch again we have come up with some of the possibilities and exceptions. Just like the oxidation state of oxygen is -2 unless it's hydrogen peroxide and OF when it is different. Then again, that's YJ's favourite subject so you all should consult him on that.

Anyway, here are some of the exceptions
1. Totally uncool people like Changxun(who called me a JIN) occupy the table. [nah just joking, shane boy is a nice guy]. The more likely situation is that people like us occupy the table.
2. No one's there. That will only happen early in the morning or during lessons when there are not enough people to occupy the table. Or when everyone's sent to detention for dyed hair. A highly possible possibility but then again, we are swimmers. We drink milo. We are champions!
3. J2s occupy the table. J2s, as much as being older, have every right to be cool too. You cant expect them to let us noobie j1s steal the limelight right.
4. A particular someone is there so everyone has to siam.

But dont worry, as long as you think you are cool, just join in the queue for your entrance pass to the coolest(hottest when sherwin is around) part of the canteen.

Then again fear not when no one's there. The Flaming Lemon Tea will still be there around to help you out. Led by Adnaan our president who downed 10 cups of lemon tea in one day, FLT seeks to...erh....drink LOTs and LOTs of lemon tea. And we do mean ALOT!

Drinking lemon tea not only makes you high, it is also proven to be healthy or at the very least, safe. An experiment by two of our members showed that urine that passed out after at least 5 cups of lemon tea is still WHITE and not yellow contrary to beliefs. However, some of the negative consequences of drinking too much lemon tea include... the lemon tea not being sweet at all when other people give comments like " it's fcking sweet. It's damn sweet. Wah lao, how you drink when it's so sweet."

Team Mascot Soma Sundram Shivanesh is currently tied with the president for the record of 10 individual cups per day. Although still in infant stage, FLT has already planned a club outing to the NKF for all members to have their kidneys checked and to undergo dialysis as well. This important outing is not to be missed for all members and all who seek to join the club. After all, your lives are at stake here!

Anyway to all members, BE THERE OR BE DEAD!