Week 1 of holidays

The first week of the holidays have just gone by, so there is quite a bit of good news and bad news.

Good news: That's one bloody boring week gone.
Bad news: There are seven more to go!!

I hope you've tried some of my time wasting techniques, because I think they do quite waste a bit of time. Some who have ventured out to take this risk have ended up in trouble, but yet again it is to give yourself a bit of thrill in this extremely boring holidays that are so boring to the extreme that I find that I have many extra words to say that mean nothing. I'm sorry if you are forced to read this un-funny shit, but then again I'm not forcing you to (unlike RJC who forces students into BGR, so claims a certain GEP from our batch). In fact, I created this blog to talk cock and complain about recent events, not to make you laugh. So if you're here looking for laughs and can't find it, I can't help you. Maybe go breathe some laughing gas, but you won't get any from the words.

So actually, I'm not sorry at all if you ARE reading this un-funny shit.

But the holidays are still boring like hell! You could tell me to go training, but there's a limit to my energy. I can't possibly train twelve hours a day, can I? You could tell me to go play Maple, but there's a limit to my patience. I can't possibly spend twelve hours a day hacking cute little monsters, can I? Actually I could very well do it, but it's hell of a boring process.

Everyone's getting bored. I'm not the only one. I did a few case studies of waterpolo players, and apparently most of them are bored. Let's just say okay they are DEFINITELY bored.

James is most certainly bored, especially since his Internet is down:

Right after he set up http://miaomiaomiaomiao.blogspot.com. It's back up, by the way - you can go have a look at it. I wasn't lying when I said he set it back up. But as what goes up must come down, his Internet had to come down.. and it's all thanks to the bloody Lenz Law. Which ironically brought his GPA up during the term but brought his activity level down during the holidays.

Yuk Lun is most certainly bored, too.

Shooting birds in China cannot be all that fun, innit? I'm saying that because shooting birds the whole day will only get you sprained neck and bird shit in your eye. Might as well go Marina Bay to go fly kite. Actually come to think of it, that might be quite a fabulous idea so why not? It beats going to China to shoot birds from the water. Not the best way to spend your holidays, eh?

And Sherwin, monster in the water, could be bored too.

Or is that Bryon? Life cannot be all that great if you train waterpolo, slack, train waterpolo, slack. But Bryon's in RJC and he has school so I guess that has to be Sherwin, another bored git from the waterpolo team. When you really have nothing to do, you just attend every training possible to tire yourself out, then go home and sleep a long way. That uses up a lot of time.

But problem is, you'd probably be so tired the next day that you can't even go for the next training. Then your plan can backfire and you can't even go into the water to put out the fire. That sucks.

Now for my holidays, it hasn't been much better. Although I go towning every day, which would essentially make me a coolio, it would do you good to know that I actually go towning in nowhere further than Toa Payoh Town, Bishan Town, and maybe Choa Chu Kang New Town. The Choa Chu Kang New Town was an initiative taken by the class yesterday to go visit our teacher on "maternity leave" - better known as slacking for three months after giving birth so it's an excuse not to go school. It was another boring experience, because no one wanted to go play block catching in the multi-storey car park or soccer in the same place after that.

So we all had to just go home and endure a long, boring night again. So much for the holidays - it's more like torture camp at home. I guess you could call it Hitler's Law, that all offenders must stay in concentration camps. We are all concentrated in our homes doing nothing except concentrating on what to do for the next moment. Which comes to mind that we are not 活在此刻，活在当下。Such a pity, really, that we cannot even abide by the basic principles of the Chinese O level paper. I feel deeply saddened by all this. Maybe we should abide by the acidic principles of it and go give ourselves 明媚的笑容。Not like it makes any difference to our boring holiday life.

Holidays are pointless if you don't go overseas? See, I would dearly love to if I have the money, but the problem is, I don't. And everywhere in the world is unsafe now.

Malaysia
If you'll visit the Bull's Boys at http://balbirsboys.blogspot.com, you'll find that Malaysia is indeed a terror camp. I just had to see one picture of it to get scared out of my wits. Plus the weather there is pretty much like Sherwin Sim - an attribute which you might find good in humans but very bad for the weather. (Just too bloody hot.) So following Hitler's Law, there will be no compromise and let's all not visit Malaysia. Do not be conned by their misleading advertisements, for we all know that Malaysia is nothing like the paradise shown in the advertisements. I'd bet they filmed it elsewhere north of their silly old country.

Thailand
There's been quite a lot of trouble in the South with racial issues and terrorism is rife. So instead of boosting their silly tourism, we might as well go boost our own by staing in the country. Anyway, Thailand is a dangerous country because everywhere is Geylang there. It's potentially unsafe for any woman or girl to be walking about because there are men lurking in every corner waiting to kidnap you, catch you, and throw you into the nearest brothel! So thanks to the minority (questionable) bloody disgusting perverts from Thailand, don't go there.

Vietnam & Myanmar
There are problems in both countries because they all speak languages of evil, which most of us don't understand. And there was a war in Vietnam called Vietnam War, and if you'll notice most other wars are not named after the country. The reason why this war was named Vietnam War was probably because the Vietnamese must have done something very very very bad, which I should not explain. Let the historians do it, but having a war named after a country says a lot about the country. And don't be fooled by Ruan Mian Mian of Tong Xin Yuan - because she's actually from Malaysia, not Vietnam. Stupid Mediacorp idiots looking to twist the facts.

Myanmar if I am not wrong is run by the military, so prepare to die if you go there. I heard they don't like tourists, and will kill you on sight. Myanmar might have some problems with the avian flu being geographically quite near to China, and very unfortunately those cock-eyed army monsters might treat foreigners like birds. It's more than xenophobic, it's xeno-genocide. If you value your life, don't go near Myanmar. If you don't, well.. dying in Singapore will at least ensure you a decent burial.

Hong Kong
Just too damn crowded place. As the advertisement goes, you can only 买东西，吃东西; which translated is buy things and eat things. Now why the hell would you travel so many miles (千里迢迢） just to go and buy and eat, which you can easily do in Singapore? HK is also quite screwed up because there isn't much to visit, and they play soccer in parks of concrete. Not the best place for clean and green nature lovers like myself. The worst part about Hong Kong is the feet, for the Hongkies are LEGENDARY for 香港脚, the inky binky stinky feet! And if every Hongkie's feet smell the same way, it will only cause the whole place to stink up. Don't forget HK is a very crowded and bustling place, so the smell will be all over. Ugh!!

Japan
They started World War II in Asia so let them stuff their tourism up their arses and go copy more Chinese words. If you'll notice, the Japanese language is actually koped from Chinese. Now that's no originality and this is how faguts get their CA marks up. I bet Japan is trying to get a GPA 4 for their very unique language, but even if they do I'll still despise them because they copied. This is also an actual case in school, because copying gets your CA up, but your respect can go down the drain. So historically and linguistically, Japanese are at the ultimate losing end. Don't be their tourist.

China
Avian flu. Mao Zedong. Need I say more?

Even localised faguts like Zhang Kahn and Tumnus Huang dare not go back to their homeland for fear of the above-mentioned two things. Yes, I need not say more.

I hope this has opened your eyes to various dangerous destinations around the region. It turns out best to stay in Singapore and spend here. The economy will then naturally improve, and so will the state of our country. Why boost other countries' tourism when you can boost your own pocket first? The only downside is that there's nothing to visit so you can prepare to be freaking bored.

Conclusion? Holidays suck.

I have no life during school, and still no life during holidays.