Stunt

This is the all-new, coolio way of doing a HIGH FIVE:


Perfect precision, perfect timing, and perfect coordination.

Reminds you of kungfu fighting? Or maybe Louis Armstrong's visits to the moon? They defy gravity and all just to do that stunt.

Today Tottenham meets West Ham - two hammy little sides that play good attacking football. Now if we go by Felstrøm's (with the accent) logic that pigs can fly, tonight we would probably see a fluish encounter (see previous post) coupled with many kungfu scenes like the one above. Though it wouldn't be monkey kungfu, it'll be pig kungfu. And oh, many high fives with trotters.

I predict a win for West Ham because Tottenham sounds like trodden ham. West Ham will walk all over those stepped-on ham. Mark my words - and mark them correct because I don't think I'm wrong.

And by the way did I mention the stunt above is very cool? - I think I'll try it someday. I seem to want to try many things, just that I don't have the time to do them. I've already planned my whole holidays with time-wasting activities, and I don't like to change my plans. Aww too bad.

In any case, I don't know what to blog today. The matches last night all went according to expectations, with Chelsea screwing Newcastle in the backsides 3-0 (sorry la Seetow, it's damn sad), Liverpool another backside screw beating Portsmouth 3-0 (big surprise innit?), Sunderland losing at home to Villa 1-3, and stupid Charlton losing again to a Royally Screwed team that calls themselves Man Utd -.-"

So since I have nothing else to say, let me leave you with a thought: Is Sherwin Sim the hottest guy in RI?


A: He cannot be, for he has already graduated.

(Chen Kai shamelessly tried to claim that accolade for himself, which would qualify him as a retainee of RI. So next year he might not be going to RJC, aww..)