hey yj, yj..

i'll make it no secret that my fts in ri for the past 4 years are great.

for sec 1 and 2 i had the coolio judo master mr eng, who prided himself into being the best pe teacher and converting almost every member of his form class into a judoka. he didn't quite succeed, but he was super inspirational in lifeskills (they didn't have silly CLE then) lessons as well as writing remarks in report book. stuff like "yejie is good in science, english and maths but weak in the other subjects." when it was evident that i only did well for the final years. oh by the way i failed almost all my lower sec science tests, which was a signal of greater things to come. (ie failing physics, chemistry and my most loved biology - 3 subs instead of 1)

but really, he was a good ft. he was very concerned about our results, and by "results" i mean napfa results. we were the bloody fittest class under his charge and there was really no big surprise why we could get a two-year consecutive 100%, because we were under him and his special training programme. okay i was there as well, but there can be no denial that mr eng is damn bloody good! no one dared to fail 2.4 under him, unlike now in 4j where we have to see some laggers trying to pass 2.4 though we all know no matter how hard they try they will still fail miserably. oh wait, do they even try? =X

and our other ft was zhang meisuo, best chinese teacher from china. another 2-year rocker that will always leave a deep impression in my mind, because i think i did the same to him. he still can remember my name now, but its okay, i also can remember his. i like his famous chinese lessons, lining up in one row just to take a hell lot of worksheets. my chinese prospered under him, which meant i didn't fail. he also liked taking lifeskills lessons to teach chinese, which just.. uh.. shows his PASSION for the subject. wow. it's not that often you get that good teachers, do you?

i decided to make a song out of my lower sec experiences with my dearest 2 fts, mr eng and mr zhang. some call them "zhang & eng" - you know, like the musical twins "chang & eng"? well, their musical sense might not be that good.. which is why i'll dedicate a song to them. about my lovely lower sec experiences.

i title it "hey yj, yj.." - to be sang in the tune of danny's roommate

when i was just a little boy
i asked mr eng, what would i be
will i pass my napfa
will i get dirty
here's what he said to me

hey yj, yj..
shut up and do your pt
remember to bring pe
or you report to me

then i forgot to bring pe
i asked mr eng, what should i do
should i go borrow
should i go steal
here's what he said to me

hey yj, yj..
get down and pump twenty
next time not so lucky
just you wait and see

i tried to look for mr zhang
i found him reading 西游记
he told me to read it
got test next week
and then he said to me

hey yj, yj..
你反问句没有力
应该多多去学习
不然就mati

and then when i failed my chinese test
i asked mr zhang, give me one mark
my mama will kill me
i die horribly
here's what he said to me

hey yj, yj..
我不能改你的成绩
你这是咎由自取
我很对不起

so i grew up under zhang and eng
i graduated from lower sec
i learnt a lot from them
i'll never forget
these 2 fts that i've met

yet another product of extreme boredom. i can't go out in case i flood the streets.