Tumnology

I'm really sorry if you're getting sore eyes from looking at the picture, but I figured it would be nice if people could see the Philosopher of the Modern Era. I'm not bullying him either, since he POSED for the picture. It was not a candid, random shot. Also, if I wanted to be REALLY bad, I would post the ENTIRE picture. So I hope you won't take much offence over this.


(Doesn't he look a little bit like the villain in Starsky & Hutch with that ugly hair of his?)

This is Tumnus, aka Huang Lu, and I believe people from 4J need no introduction to him. However, for the benefit of outsiders, he is some crazy giant from China who has temptations to a) eat sugar, b) sleep in class, c) talk lots of sense. He is known as Tumnus in 4J because of his crazy upper body frame and his goat-like legs. There is, of course, no doubt that Tumnus has been highly influential in the class. He has many great theories which I will share with you today.

This is what Tumnus believes in (directly quoted):

1) When you go to JC, never ever get a girlfriend in the same class. Because if you break up, you have to see "that bitch's" face everyday.

2) Manly girls are good and he would dearly like to screw some.

3) A girlfriend must be of equal smartness to you, or slightly less. This is because when you talk to your girlfriend, she must be able to reply with intellect. Thus the resultant force? Tumnus has an inexplicable attraction to GEP girls - whom he claims some of them are manly, which is all the better for him.

4) People who do not have a girlfriend and seem only interested in talking cock are sad shit. (He's talking about me, of course)

5) Although Tumnus has lots of views on "manly girls", his conclusion is that girls suck because they're stupid. (Contradictory statements?)

6) is censored because it contains explicit sexual material that might not be wholly presentable on such a public place such as a summit like this.

7) Proposing to a girl must be done in a creative manner, and it is best that you use everyone's names in your proposal.

8) He says that (almost) all RG Express girls are stupid and probably wouldn't survive without moderation of their papers. I'll leave this open to interpretation.

9) Marrying girls are stupid. He dares not propose to any girls for fear that they accept. (Though I wonder who would, seriously)

10) Putting people like this Xiaofang on display pictures are fine, for Tumnus claims "it's damn manly ok".

11) When further questioned on why must he put that as his display picture, he claimed that he had "no other picture".

12) Offering porn sites to people and sending porn pictures to people are culturally acceptable in Tumnus-land. He tried that on me but I was smart enough not to open or accept anything from that sick bastard.

13) Direct quote: "I don't like guys because they're stupid. I don't like girls because they're stupider."

14) Porn is good because there is no need to talk to the person in question and get irritated by his/her stupidity. (Tumnus looks at porn of both sexes - big surprise there.)

15) Talking to dumb idiots like me is a waste of time as compared to surfing porn from China.

16) It is absolutely essential to know all the pornstar's names and call them your sisters.

There now. That is about all there is to say about how Tumnus views life. Very interesting philosophy, eh? It would be quite funny to see Tumnus running a country - I really wonder how it would turn out. Or maybe just being in the Student's Council working with his so-called "stupider" girls. Must see what he's gonna do.

4J, I hope you get a more complete picture about what Tumnus is like.
And for the rest, I hope this is a good first introduction to Tumnus.

In any case, if you want evidence on his views above, you can always just message me. I've the chat logs, and it's priceless. And if you're thinking I'm going to risk another conversation with him, you're wrong. I think Tumnus has really made me go crazy in just two days than anyone else in my entire life - I almost punched my computer screen and sent the plasma flooding my table like New Orleans.

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Don't believe me? Add Tumnus on hsoloman@hotmail.com. And try not to get too influenced or affected by him. I guess you could call this somewhat of an advertisement, but hell, it's the reality of life.

Okay I don't know what else to say.

I hope you enjoyed this entry on Tumnus's philosophy - now commonly known as Tumnology.