trust me, very very interesting

Don't stop us from playing cards. That was made very clear to the 2 infidels who tried to do exactly that. 4G pioneers a simple but effective approach.
1) Lock the undesirables out. Just use something to bolt the doors shut.(in our case chairs)

2) In the event that they do break through the defences somehow, STRIP them, and they'll be trying to run out again. For a graphic description, refer to mervin's blog in the links section.

Being civilised people, we "settle for half", half-naked that is. But then, something really disturbing happened during the strip. Mr. X used his index finger and rubbed the victim's nipple repeatedly. With a wide perverted grin on his face. My hair stood on ends. Shocked speechless. Not that surprising given that Mr. X thinks Bae Yong Jun is cute but it is still unexpected. What would you do if somebody rubs your nipple and smiles at the same time when you're half-naked? However, Mr X cannot be named due to the fact that he thinks Stanford will one day google his name and it wouldn't look nice if he is connected to this incident.

So after that we played cards to forget the whole incident. The infidels did not dare bother us again. And I won at hearts... again. noobs. nobody can beat me.

Graduation ceremony is on friday. So I had to get my hair cut, and there's this hair saloon near my home that charges $5 for a haircut, even cheaper than the mat barber. It's quite big for a saloon and there are a few hairdressers, but the one I got was a.........transvestite. Beads of cold sweat run down my forehead. I had half a mind to run away, but $5 for a haircutwas too good an offer. So gradually I calmed down. Let me describe this hairdresser. Imagine someone with a guy's face and large mouth (ok just take tumnus. He's very manly although the hairdresser looks better). Now imagine the same person wearing a tank top and tight jeans and swinging his hands about. This is still like any other transvestite except for one thing...he/she's holding a pair of scissors. And all the time she was arguing with her boss about whether the pair of scissors is sharp enough. Like she's going to cut your neck off. The dialogue went something like this:
人妖：剪刀不够利
老板：我刚磨过也test过
人妖：我剪的我当然知道。我说不够利就是不够利。hmmprh
老伴：够啦。你看，不是剪到了头发了吗？
人妖：我说不够利就是不够利,aiyo烦死人了。都是你，破坏了我的手工(points to my head)

It's quite scary because you can see the scissors waving above your head in the mirror. Your head feels like the world trade towers as the planes are about to crash into them. Fortunately, in the end, it didn't turn out too bad, and it's only $5. I would like to leave you with the $5 song:

gay barber, gay barber
only five dollars