Looking for jobs

No i havent been on a date actually i was looking for a part time job. Money dont grow on the damned money plant.

Anyway i found one on the newspapers that read: " $8/hr. Part time tuition coordinators". So i thought it wasnt too bad might was well go for it.

Now that little bastard who ran the advertisement was an outright liar. Now before i can become a part time tuition coordinator and earn my $8/hr, i need to be some bloody freaking associate part time tuition coordinator. WTF!! i needa find some students for the bastard and help him earn $100 commmision. Considering each student pays $100, i will earn half in commmision but then again i need to pay half of it back to that bastard till i finish paying $100.

What's more, that bastard does not provide me with the contacts for students meaning i needa source for da bloody students. Cmon im a bloody RI snob if i can look for the students might as well recommend myself as the bloody teacher and earn some cash. Damn you. Please go hang some pig heads at Ruby Plaza #01-20.


Someone asked for recommendations on jobs. Here goes:

1. Mcdonalds. This place is for retards. Look at it. $3.50/hr? That's slavery!
2. Go be a gigolo. Now we are talking about real fast cash. Every assignment is worth about $100. Not too bad for a few hours work. Plus you might like it. But dangerous i would say.

If you want you can always look for jobs in Classified Recruit but here's some advice.

1. Dont take those telemarketing jobs. They always pay on commision or if not they will have some funny shit jobs for ya.
2. Careful of what you sign. Best if you dont sign any contracts at all.
3. Always ask for the money and what kinda job first. Some d33ks like to lie.


But all in all, if ya have da lobang and want a typical RI snob to work with ya. Dont mind drop me a mail poo_yh@hotmail.com.