When my mind goes blank

It's on occasions like this when I have nothing to blog about where I just start blabbering random nonsense. Like "I've training tomorrow so I'd better sleep early", which is random because I have training every week and I don't usually state the obvious so now that I do, it can be considered random.

And the way I train is bad. So bad that it can be classified as nonsense.

So here you go, random nonsense.

Now let me tell you more about my day. Although today was a public holiday, my new girlfriend (refer to previous post) demanded that I keep her company. What the heck man. It's like I so rarely have one public holiday (I bet the govt collects more taxes than they declare public holidays) and now my girlfriend starts attracting attention.

Damn it man, do you know how pissed I am?

I bet you don't. Forget it.

But anyway I can tell you I'll be soooooooo glad when I can dump that b**** in a year's time. Ahahaha then I'll go find a new girlfriend. Like perhaps some girl with a name starting with B and ending with OOK (which is so not ook!).

Speaking of "okayyyyy", all of you had better go watch Hard Gay on YouTube.com instead of reading this trash. I mean, if you're going to waste time, might as well waste time productively. Watching this stupid (gay) shit will make you have abs by the end of the series as well as probably cheek muscles.

And speaking of the Hard Gay series, let me tell you more about the types of girlfriend I will find.

I could go find my dearest TYS, whose initials are like synonymous with a typical mugger's vocabulary. Like YL said, sometimes acronyms can be so damn misleading. One time I went online and this guy came to tell me:

"eh how you TYS on TCS?"

Then I was like huh - I Ten Year Series on Television Corporation of Singapore, what the heck?

Apparently TYS stood for "talk your shit". -.-"

So everyone should stop using acronyms. I was talking about Ten Year Series anyway, in case you didn't know what it stood for. It also proves you're not a mugger, which is good. Then if the Ten Year Series isn't intellectual enough to be my new girlfriend, I'll upgrade to a more hardcore TYS called the Thirteen Year Series. Then if I'm feeling mad enough the Twenty Year Series.

If my current girlfriend (Council) gets me really pissed off (as she keeps distracting me from mugging) then I'll spite her by going out with Thousand Year Series. ZOMG then don't you think I'll pwn the A levels??

Haha but all these can only materialise a year from now.

Can you please stop reading this? I'm really typing out crap now, and every single word makes no sense whatsoever.

...

STOP!!

Stop please.

Sigh forget it. I'd better sleep early since I've training tomorrow.

Back to square one - random nonsense.