Mother's Day

I've received half-complaints that my posts are long and difficult to read.

I'll try to make this short: What should you get for Mother's Day.

Although you should really be attending to your mother instead of reading this crap now, I will give you advice if you want it. Unless you regard me as your mother. UGH.. no. That's not possible unless 1) your mother is male, 2) your mother is full of shit or 3) your mother gets some crappy blog and talks cock in it all day long.

Then maybe I can qualify to be your mother. But still, no thanks.

Going back to the question of what to buy for Mother's Day..

FIND OUT WHAT YOUR MOTHERS LIKE LA! HOW WOULD I KNOW?!

Now don't be lazy. Get your arse off your chair and go buy your mother your present now. Just don't buy flowers from Raffles Florist because if you've been reading some very old archives of mine in the Nov-Dec holidays, you'll find out that they only know how to 敲诈 poor little students like us.

There you go. Short post finished.