Now Mr. Eriksson is a very wise man. You know this by counting the incredible number of wrinkles on his forehead. They seem to be extending all the way up his bald head. As though his whole scalp has been loosely fitted on. In fact, he's so smart he looks almost alien. And what does this great man has to say?
He says," David Beckham is the best midfielder in the world"
Assuming he's right and David Beckham is indeed the best midfielder in the world, let us now examine Beckham.
Here he is being a considerate person and hiding his ugly face from the rest of us. Anyway he has missed more penalties in football than me. loser. But we still have to hear what he has to say, since the England manager thinks he's the best midfielder in the world.
David Beckham says," Sven Goran Eriksson is the best manager in the world"
So there you have it. They think the world of each other. There they go kissing each other's ass *insert kissing sound here* for self-promotion.
The potential application of this is obviously with your teacher. You might start by saying a certain teacher is the best teacher in the world. Hopefully, that teacher takes the hint and says that you are the best student in the world, ensuring your success in the torturous academic arena.
A classic example of symbiosis in nature.
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