TV Mobile!

This post will be about the shitty "TV Mobile" on some buses. Public transportation really is an endless source of inspiration for aspiring and respiring and perspiring bloggers. And this is how a good story begins.
So one fine day, i hopped onto this double decker bus and went onto the upper deck cos I knew this was gonna be a really long ride.

There was nobody on the upper deck. Perfect. So I slumped onto a seat and prepared for a wonderful nap. But sadly that wasn't to be, because there were 2 chao angmohs on the TV Mobile screen who just kept talking and talking about nothing important and wouldn't shut the hell up. I especially hate these shows where they do nothing but talk the whole day about some person's dress, and the whole day they go "Oh my God you're so beautiful!" Damn bloody fake. If everyone's beautiful, beauty ceases to be a value. Of course, here I'm being a superficial idiot and saying beauty is a value, but that's like a fact. Everyone values beauty. Would you go wear an ugly mask for every day of your life?

And another thing about TV Mobile is that it's 10% TV shows and 90% advertising. One minute you were watching the show, and before you know it, you've absorbed 9 minutes worth of numbing advertisements. It's total brainwashing.

TV Mobile is so irritating I ask the bus driver to switch the it off, but nooo, they can't do that! Company policy dictates that they can't switch the damn thing off. I wonder who were the idiots who supported having mobile TVs in buses. They either don't take the public transport or they are retards. So i had to spend the entire journey sulking, being forced to watch the stupid tv.

Actually TV Mobile is a misnomer because the TV is not mobile. And how do I know? By trying duh. No matter how hard I tried to pull, the TV just wouldn't move. At first, I thought it could. Which is why I brought the butterfly net and the stun gun and the tranquiliser darts. What a waste of equipment. I thought a TV in my room wouldn't hurt.

TV in the bus simply cannot count as televsion. In fact, i think it stands for something else. I don't know what t stands for, but I sure as hell know what V stands for. V for vendetta! Could it ever be anything else? Anyway, I read the comic book and it's very cool. Gives you something to crank your brain over. Like "Happiness is the most inisidious prison of all", I have no idea what that is supposed to mean. But the movie was good, especially the script, and i wonder why movies like this don't get to win Oscars.

But back to the bus. i hate the TV. Vendetta! Somebody do me a favour and burn all the TVs please.