It's the start of the seocnd half and West Ham are leading 2-1. Just now right after the restart we just saw two bloody idiots missing their one-on-ones in front of the goal (which is almost causing me to have heart failure like that loser Houllier), and now it's the 39th minute with nothing much going on.. Liverpool have the ball and umm they are passing it around. Nevertheless I decided to try predictuing what the players might be thinking by visiting the BBC Photo Gallery.
But apparently those faguts were also so addicted to the match that I only managed to get two photos. Well it's kind of dumb but here they are.
Okay f**k just when I was about to post it up Gerrard bloody equalised for Liverpool. Shit now I'm really gonna get a heart attack, it's 2-2. The stupid jokers living above me are making a hell lot of noise. And I'd wish to hell West Ham would just slot one or two more past them so they will STFU. Noisy bitches - do they not know it's late at night? Okay granted I shouted for the first two goals BUT that was at 10+.. now it's 11pm they should at least be more considerate right.
Anyway I'm uploading the photos now.. and it's the 62nd minute. Still 2-2. Stupid photos could just upload faster so I can be done with this post and watch some more soccer. my eyes are still on the TV, sorry for any spelling mistakes once again. Liverpool just sent a ball in and I'm damn scared. And that's a foul you stupid ref. I bet the stupid ref just heard me because he's given the foul.
West Ham on the attack. For once. Now it's down to the left. Goal!
ZOMG YES!!! SHIT PARDON IT BUT WTF!!
2-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol now screw the little bastard up there. Why isn't he making noise now, eh Liverpool fan? Good. Now I hope West Ham can score one more to totally shut that arsehole up. I mean yea I just whooped for joy when West Ham scored but I think I find my voice more pleasant that his.
One more please. West Ham is attacking again. but shit the ball goes across the face of goal but goes nowhere. West Ham still has possession. Err they are passing back and forth down the sidelines. Now it's back in.. shit. Liverpool takes control and they are hitting on the break, but West Ham is getting back! Ahaha some faguts went down but their acting doesn't work, no foul given.
Err okay back to uploading photos. While West Ham is attacking.. OH. Close call there.. nice try by Reo-Coker. And finally Photobucket is answering my prayers. Here are the pictures.
Probably before the game. Pardew and Benitez chilling out before they started cursing each other secretly. This is what you call "mind games".
Some fancy bicycle kick that Crouch tried earlier on. Being the tall useless beanpole that he is, he obviously missed by a mile. That is, of course, a hyperbole so you don't take me literally. But the part about him being a beanpole is not a metaphor. It's the truth. Okay I should stop being so Literature-orientated and go on to the last picture.
74th minute and the ball is in West Ham's half. I'm going to get a heart attack at this rate but if West Ham wins then maybe it will auto-recover. Eh MAYBE West Ham is a heart, because they keep attacking!! Ahaha that's why when you hear your heart "POUNDING", you know that it's the doing of West Ham. After all that's what Hammers do best - pound at you.
Anyway here's the last pic:
That's after the first goal by West Ham.. though some might argue that it was Liverpool's goal. Okay granted it WAS Liverpool's (own) goal. Give it to them, then. Bet Hyypia must have been cursing at Carragher's foolishness in stabbing the ball right into his own net.. what's more with Eriksson watching from the stands.
Looks like Eriksson might put some n00b into the squad to take Carragher's place. After all he's some stupid manager who can put it some jokers like Theo Walcott. Okay West Ham was playing some games with Liverpool near the corner flag.. in West Ham's half. I can't help but feel scared. ZOMG. At last Hislop has got the ball. Good stuff.
Talk about keepers - I think Reina's quite an idiot. What about having many clean sheets throughout the season and all that hype - ya whatever man 20 clean sheets in the league and here he is in FA Cup Finals proudly conceding 3 goals. Now that it's the 80th minute I think he might concede some more. Haha West Ham's on the attack.. but Liverpool's koped the ball. And there's a little bit of pinball.. but no more threat.
Okay I just realised I have no more pics to post - and I have no desire to get some more off the Net. It's the final 10 minutes, substitutions are being made and I can't really concentrate. Uhh there are people playing now that I don't even know is playing. I'd best go concentrate on the game. Sorry to all readers out there. Haha this is some jokes.
Bye bye!!
And..
Let WEST HAM = FA CUP CHAMPIONS!
Woohoo!
Then sub y(ear) = 2006x, dy/dx = West Ham.
(Okay talk about subs, 40-year-old Sheringham is coming in. Now I really hope that old lad gets a goal or two.. so I really have to go from here. Cardiff beckons. And zomg West Ham just had a lovely shot on goal and ARGH it's just so hard to get off that I'm JUST GONNA PUBLISH NOW!! POSTING IS ADDICTIVE BUT I REALLY MUST GO!!)
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