Innocence

Yes here I am talking about innocence, a virtue which I have in abundance. However, according to a certain someone, nobody in this world has this virtue of innocence, because even babies tend to stare longer at more chiou people, and because nothing shows that the pope doesn't wank. Now don't imagine too much because I can imagine that your imagination will be disgusting.

What this means is that everyone is incent, because nobody is inNOcent. Take note people, here's a new word that you can use in your GP essay. Example: That guy is damn incent la, everyday go download porn.

Even cartoons are incent. Look at Popeye. He actually wanks with an olive.yeah. First he gets a high by eating the doped spinach, and then he does it with the olive.

But fear not, for we at TCS, are innocent people. I, for one, exude innocence. And we shall spread innocence to the world, making the world a better place. And here's the guide to innocence to which everyone should follow.

1. Don't watch porn
2. Don't wank
3. Don't do whatever you shouldn't be doing
4. Introduce tcs to everyone to know
5. Admit that tcs is the last bastion of innocence

But, contrary to popular belief, innocence can be bought. Just give me 5 dollars and I'll confer on you the sacred virtue of innocence. Another smart way to remain innocent would be to name yourself innocent, as some smart popes have done. Unfortunately, they're all dead. You, therefore, are incent. You have to do something about it.

Buy your innocence today!