Last night, it was all dark. I was lying on my bed trying hard to fall asleep. And then, through the darkness, I saw the light. It was a narrow tunnel of bright white light, so shimmery that i could hardly open my eyes. And then a voice said in a serious tone," Holland has won the World Cup" and I saw the image of Ruud van Nistelrooy lifting the Jules Rimet trophy.
Everyone knows that the voices of dreams are to be trusted, so hurry up and head down to the nearest betting booth to place your bets now. If you don't want the free money it's your loss.
In fact, there is no way that Holland doesn't win the World Cup. The omens and signs and whatever shit are all there. For those thick-headed among you who still do not believe me, I give you more evidence.
Take a good look at this picture.Whats the dominating colour? Orange. What's the colour of the national team of Holland? Orange. They're not called the Oranje for nothing. Further evidence:
What does this picture shows? It shows some Dutch player kicking Michael Ballack's ass. Dutch players are going to kick everyone's ass, and you'd better believe me.
All the matches have been fixed liao, by some mafia, and they've decided that Holland should win the World Cup since they've never won it before.
Actually the gangs wanted Angola, because the odds were the highest, but then it would have been too obvious it's all kelong, like last time the Greece win the Euro like that. But Greek fairytale sounds ok, while Angolan fairytale sounds plain weird. Maybe next time it's Saudi Arabia's turn. But they took the most pity with Holland, because now got global warming, causing the water levels to rise, and Holland is a low-lying country, next time World Cup don't know whether it's still around or not. So for Germany 2006, the World Cup winner is HOLLAND!
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