Hectic schedule

Well recently I've been busy doing crap for my girlfriend (if you need more reminders, she's called Council and is still as irritating as ever) so I've been having little sleep and too much emotional baggage thanks to this girlfriend of mine.

She keeps making me slog like mad and I get damn sad when I see no returns. High risk no return - that's not my style. I'd rather no risk and high return.

And yet I've to remain faithful to her because she's put THE CURSE OF THE COUNCIL (ya it's named after her) on me. Everyday I wear a badge pledging my faith to her, and I can't take it off for the rest of my JC life. You could say it's a lifetime investment or a one-and-a-half year contract. You could call it a commitment. I call it stupidity.

So when I dropped a one dollar coin into the drain, I tried to be smart and tried to get it out without getting my hands dirty. Going into my girlfriend's bedroom (also known as Council Room), I found some string which I could use. Then I tried attaching it to a rod, followed by a magnet. If you know my girlfriend well, you should know she stores loads of rubbish in her bedroom. And many board games as well so if you get too bored one day, you could try loaning stuff from her yea.

Nevertheless, my point is that I got a rod, a line, and a magnet. Then I tried fishing, council-style. Like just sitting outside the council room like a fool sticking the line into the drain. After a while I realised that the magnet would not attract the coin. Coins aren't made out of copper nowadays.. I think. Being a n00b in metals, let us not discuss the material of which coins are made. It just didn't stick to the magnet.

So I decided to get a hook. Then started coin-fishing again round two.

Being a n00b I didn't realise that perhaps the coin had a circumference of pi multiplied by 2r and area was pi multiplied by r². Erm so basically it's geometrical state didn't quite fit the hook. Feeling rather stupid, I got fed-up and so I swung the damn rod around. I was running out of ideas and didn't know how to get the coin out.

This happened:


Today, I wasted my bloody time outside the Council Room and I lost one dollar. So much for hectic schedules, this is what happens when your brain doesn't work correctly. I mean some might argue that I was never mentally stable to begin with, but I can assure you that when I get little sleep and many other problems, I really do stupid things.

On purpose. (so I can blog about it).

..means when I'm feeling normal I just usually fabricate my posts. =)

Enough crapping. Tomorrow will be busy so see ya.