All right.. I'm sure you would have noticed some of the rubbish at the right side of this blog. Well we do take the time to update the sidebar with other random stuff - so when we remove old crap, we put up new crap. But the thing is - we don't like the old crap to go to waste. That's why we are posting it now.
Okay why am I using "we".. it's only me who's doing all the dirty work here. Haha anyway here goes..
YUK LUN'S TIPS ON PREPARATIONS FOR CHEM RETEST
(Note: There was a retest for Chem failures and YL had to go to school the next day for it. He was kind of reluctant, though.)
YL: anyway i can't decide whether to go for chem makeup test tml
YJ: you have to go. what you mean you can't decide.
YL: can i just say i'm sick or sth? and i f**king haven't study yet
YJ: you can. only thing they might not believe you
YL: go there and fail again.
YL: shit how. sure fail leh
YJ: then say you overslept.
YL: yar right. f**k dilemma.
YJ: you alr decided not to go.
YJ: so how is it a dilemma.
YL: i'm swayed by the threat of punishment
YL: i think i shld go sch cos i scared get white slip.
YJ: they can't give white slips during hols. and not if you're sick.
YL: lol but i got nothing to prove it.
YJ: yes you do - you have an alibi namely whoever's at home.
YL:but i nvr tell my mother.
YJ: tell her tmr then.
YL: if i tell her i skipping make up test then she'll ask me how much i get for my previous chem test
YJ: then just say its cca la!
YL: its a lie to cover a lie dammit. if they have sth later ask parent to sign then i die right
YJ: no you're just sick you won't die.
YJ: and you could always lie again.
After an hour of intense debate:
YJ: i think you should go la.
YL: but then hor. i'm quite confident of failing leh
YJ: since you failed once - what's failing another?
YL: nvm. i've decided to go.
YL: ... (probably looks at time)
YL: less than 6 hours sleep liao.
YJ: my fault? you want me to send my private jet over?
YL: ya i don't want to use my air force one
YJ: got air force one then still don't want to use?
YL: for retest only. not worth it
YJ: ...
YL: ah i go slp lah
YL: byebye
..how you should waste time when you have a Chem retest the next day.
More trash to come. More products of talking cock.
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