ode to cts

my name is yj, i'm the best
i am so unlike the rest
they say my life is in a mess
just cos i haven't mugged for common tests

that's not true, i'd like to say
i tried to mug just this monday
but the world cup came my way
my nights and mornings flew away

next time i tried was tuesday aft
wanted to do an econs draft
but when i took out all my stuff
i started to think that it was tough

having no will and getting tired
i turn on the com to try and feel inspired
and um, i think that my plan backfired
cos i started shooting triads

tuesday gone and wednesday too
thursday i decided to go to school
but mugging is boring, and so uncool
so i decided to play the fool

last but not least friday came
my attempts to mug were getting lame
my level of understanding remained the same
and in defeat i quit the mugging game

my name is yj, i'm the best
i am so unlike the rest
they say my life is in a mess
i haven't mugged for common tests