"Hey you people from ze rest of ze vurl.. I am deklaring zat ze kompetition für ze Vurl Kup to be officially open NOW! Hope you lazy zuckers vill lose money at your lokal pools by betting against ze greht Deutschland!!"
So.. as the members of TCS are great soccer fanatics (remember YL and I play 1v1 soccer at the basketball courts?), we are offering you soccer betting on the World Cup. It's called the TCS Pools and it works this way - you pool your money, and then you bet it all on the team that we choose for you.
You might think that you wouldn't be that stupid. But hell, it's the World Cup Fever! Fever means you'd probably be sick. Sick means you cannot think properly. Cannot think properly means delirium. Delirium means anyhow bet. Then when the World Cup is over and your fever is gone, we the bookies at TCS will start having OUR delirium by counting our winnings. Then when we have our fevers we can pon CTs! Yay this is what I call KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE - 一举两得!
In World Cup terms, KILL TWO TEAMS WITH ONE BALL. Like if there's a draw in the final match of the group stages and the result means both teams kena KO. =)
By the way, I just noticed that TCS is just a re-arrangement of CTs. Hmm maybe CTs stands for "Cock Talks"?
Random.
On a separate note, talk about bookies - the matches are gonna be way late at night right into the early mornings. So there will be lots of time to kill in between while receiving bets and waiting for the matches to start.
Being bookies, we should lead by example and take out our bookies (and notes) to go mug. After all, you are kindly reminded that CTs are just round the corner and mugging is more or less compulsory. When in RJ, do as the RJ people do and start mugging (ugh stupid life this is).
Anyway the Germany vs Costa Rica match will be starting in a few minutes. Right so I'd better be off.
Bets anybody?
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