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Common tests destroy creative output. Actually i wasn't even studying for it, but simply thinking of it prevented me from thinking about anything else. When do wacky stuff start flowing into my mind? When i'm forced to have nothing to do, such as when im in the toilet, or on the mrt.

Sure, you can listen to your music during these instances, but music finds a way of drilling itself into your brain, then you'll be thinking of the lyrics and how they relate to you. Then in all probability no real wacky thoughts will get to you. But of course you don't really need those cranky ideas, after all you don't need them for your common tests. They're not graded. Although i prefer to have them.

And it turns up some surprisingly philosophical and profound questions. The following came up and it really is some shit.

If your shit is like going to come out soon, and you badly need to go to the toilet. Let's say the toilet is 100 metres away (quite far relative to the fact that you can feel your shit coming out), would you walk or run? Walk, and it might become undone before you reach the toilet. Run, and there's the risk that it might become undone even faster. How to get a balance to get to the toilet in time? Hmm. Though of course you shouldn't think so much if that really happens. If your do, then you'll be standing there pondering as your pants get wet and dirty.

Another question, though not as philosophical. Which is the most expensive chain of restaurants in Singapore? The answer is definitely the MRT stations. They charge $500 for food and drinks. No wait actually they charge $500 for the right to eat or drink. You have to bring your own food and drinks. And if you somehow manage to eat AND drink at the same time, it's free of charge because the sign says "No eating OR drinking". But the fact that if you have $500 you can eat in the MRT station goes to show that Singapore is a rich man's world. If you have money, you can eat or drink in the mrt, smoke in the mrt or even bring flammable stuff on board. It only costs $1000. Imagine, and i think osama bin laden doesn't even have a thousand dollars.