Common Tests

Important facts of life you should know before CTs:

1) If you're going to fail, you're going to fail. Nothing's going to change that.

2) If you mug, you might increase your chances of passing, but there's no 100% guarantee. When there's a risk, there's the element of danger involved. Better safe than sorry - don't mug.

3) Mugging is hazardous to your health - because more people die of heart attack/stroke than of stupidity.

4) It's the World Cup now, and you see stupid people on television, not muggers. Like YL aka Uncle I-need-some-f**king-help said, make use of your talents and ignore mugging.

5) CTs, being CTs, sound very important. But you must realise this is not Sec 4 RP, and it's not graded. Hence, according to the Rafflesian Attitude towards the Raffles Programme, WHAT IS NOT GRADED DOES NOT REQUIRE MUGGING.

There you go - just a timely reminder. Don't say I didn't warn you, mugging brings less benefits than watching soccer. Going by the principle of opportunity (implicit) costs, I'd rather be watching soccer than mugging. At least I'd get my utility level up. And since now I'm getting sick of blogging, I'm off to watch WC. Where I'll suffer a lower opportunity cost.

Cheers to all you muggers out there! (beer comes in mugs, don't they?)