Seen at Clarke Quay

There's this pub at Clarke Quay which provides really disgusting jokes but well, I figured it's cock enough to be posted here.

What's the similarity between Kodak cameras and condoms?
They both capture the moment. (wtf)

Here's to good wine, good songs and good women..
and may none of them be flat. (wtf again)

What do you do with 365 used condoms? (I was thinking who the hell would be so free as to collect 365 used condoms, and isn't it obvious you throw them away..)

The answer? Melt them all down, start making tyres with the rubber - and you call it GOODYEAR.

-.-" mannnnn I felt like some out-of-place punk standing right outside the pub reading these R-rated jokes. Plus I think the bartender was like "get lost you 16-year-old n00b we don't need the likes of you reading our dirty jokes" so umm. I left.

But not without visual recording. Hope you enjoyed those stupid little jokes.