French football fascination

Well it seems as if YL is busy ever since his correspondent arrived so you'd have to deal with my nonsense again. The above picture is not Photoshopped or Dreamweaved or Edited in any way. I just got it off from YL, who could have possibly done that, but given the nature of his computer skills..

..I doubt very much.

There has been much sorrow after the World Cup, people lamenting that there's no good footy on the TV to watch, and that's probably cos you don't count the S-League - which as the name suggests is a Substandard League. Suck League. Stupid League. Screwed League. Shitty League.

See - the lack of good football has made my temper bad. Plus with Sports Carnival coming up like the Track and Field days back in RI, I can foresee late nights coming up ahead without my local entertainment. At least last time the WC was on, I could just work up to 3am and turn on the TV to get some occasional entertainment watching.

Now uh, it's either horror movies or gay entertainment (variety) shows that aren't really entertaining because there's so much variety it's just random trash. You could say that TCS is also random trash, but well at least we're speaking in English. You don't often get much entertainment from Chinese unless you're talking about some loser who can't speak for nuts. Now that's funny.

Okay I apologise if I'm ranting about my sorry state, but nevertheless let us analyse the picture. As you can see Henry is holding Domenech's hands in a not-very-professional way, and they are staring into each other's eyes into a more-than-friends way.

I came up with a suggestion, "maybe Henry is suggesting that Domenech's tactics aren't good enough?"

YL sharply replied, "more like they're saying let's get married in Spain."

Ouch owned. I was like "why the hell Spain - did France not knock them out 3-1 in the Round of 16?"

YL: "Spain allow same sex marriages what."

"Well why not go to Holland then? They also allow."

Then as you can see the debate was going nowhere so I'm not going to post any more of this shit. But what the hell are the French up to? There are a few observations to be noted and a few lessons to be taken.

1) French are very passionate people - and they practise 爱屋及乌. When they love the football, they also love the people around it. Henry loves the French team, hence he loves the French manager. Love one, love all.

2) Domenech and Henry have a relationship and that's going to affect the French team. Look at the way Henry is shooting (and not scoring) and you'll know he's thinking about Domenech. Bloody idiot cost me my lunch money for the next day.

3) Europe's open society encourages gay relationships. The fact they did it openly and at such a grand event like the World Cup shows they are promoting homosexuality to the world. Now that's just wrong. I hope any little kiddies reading this blog aren't too affected by the picture, I should really password-protect it so only bigger children (like myself) and adults can read it.

And old people should be banned from here because they'd probably be drooling over their keyboards, which is disgusting and would spoil their keyboards at any rate. With computer shop owners becoming more and more bastard in their service attitude nowadays, it'll do good not to give them any more business.

And lessons to learn?

If you want to act gay, do it in the shower room. Don't do it where everyone can see it because some little bugger is going to take that photo, put it up on his blog and do a little analysis of his own.

Right that's it. Credit to YL for sending me this outstanding picture. I think it makes a great picture of the week, and should be the picture of the World Cup. World of Friends indeed, more like World of Gays. So much for French football fascination and the love of the game - the French have really proven to be overflowing with passion.

And err oops. I just realised YL is busy with his FRENCH correspondent (don't think sick).. maybe he could shed some light on such issues. Of course, the next step would be hoping that he doesn't read this blog. It would be disastrous to see me laughing at his countrymen.

Oh well, then TCS might be deprived of a chance to go global =S