Germany vs Italy

I'm in the midst of an argument right now. Simply because one of my (stupid) friends think Italy will win, while I am a firm believer in the great footballing nation of Germany.

In fact, I think I can qualify to be half-German. Since I'm sulky and grumpy.. BUT as I do not possess half the efficiency and the discipline of the Germans, I cannot be a full-fledged German. So there you go. I think I have great reason to back the German team - because I share similar traits with them.

Either way, let's get back to the match. Germany vs Italy. I remember just earlier today during Civics lesson we were doing this "How would your racist city be like?" thingy. Now for one, I thought Singapore was promoting racial harmony so what's up with RJC Student Development..?

And secondly, who actually cares about racial harmony when there's World Cup?!? I was doodling on the stupid worksheet, fiddling with the German line-up, and trying to be a Klinsmann sending out his Nazi team against the Italian mafia.

Speaking of which, let me tell you why Germany will win today.

1) Germany started World War II, Italy were just their lackeys. We all know that Adolf Hitler was a fagut, but at least he had the guts to declare outright war. The stupid Italians allied with them because Mussolini was a wuss who wanted to be a villain but didn't possess the balls to go out and start exterminating people by the millions.

Of course both countries were wrong, and two wrongs don't make a right. Still, it isn't as if soccer's such an angelic sport so let's get this straight. Germany's more evil and thus they will win.

2) Germany had it all planned. Remember Hitler invaded Poland first, and in that process he was smart enough not to kill the grandparents of Lukas Podolski and Miroslav Klose, without whom the German team would not be half as successful as they are today. With planning done almost 70 years in advance, it's difficult for their plans to go astray now. (If it does, they really damn jack ar.)

3) Germans are at home ground. Our friends were discussing it - and the Italian fan was saying the Mafia could assassinate German players on the pitch. Then when the 11 players are all dead the Italians could start a goal fest.

I don't believe that rubbish. You'd only need to kill ONE player before the game stops and before the Germans start setting the Italian side of the stand ablaze. Plus the Secret Service of the Germans would soon rise to exterminate those hooligans (or terrorists, if you'd like). The whole Westfalenstadion can turn into a battleground. But the Germans will win - with their V3 rockets technology I don't see how they can lose to even the most advanced weaponry in Mafia history.

Basically, Italy can't win a gunfire war. Take out the terrorist tactics, they're not gonna work. Just stick to normal football and lose by normal football.

The world will be a better place.

After all, wasn't the theme of Germany 2006 to "make a world of friends"?