Well my friend and I were having a little discussion..
Let him be known as F, since that's what he's been getting for his CTs anyway. Assuming we don't follow the silly ABCDESU system, which I still find makes no sense. Are they trying to get people to form words with their grades?
The possibilities are endless - Baba is good, Beds aren't that bad, Case is all right, Dude makes you look like some dumb jock and Suss just simply means you suck. Of course, if you're not forming a word and you realise that your grades are full of vowels..
You can either be congratulated on being a bloody intelligent mugger (AAAA).
Or you can just go rot and die. Yes U, U, U, U!!!!! Not you then who!
Anyway we were having this little conversation. My name is YJ in case you've forgotten, since now the posts here are getting short and screwed. (The posts are) not quite sweet as I keep blabbering about CTs. But if you don't like it, don't read it and if you're smart then this isn't the place for you.
Now back to my conversation. I'm labelled as Y.
Y: In JC everyone's becoming buaya. I can easily spot five scandals in the (RJC) library on any given day, that's for sure.
F: Ya go JC got girls everyone very excited what.
Y: Bet most of them too free don't need mug. Go library also pretend to study only. Waste space I say.
(By now you're probably like "what's his problem" jealous is it. Well for the record no but I can be an idiot at times who likes to stir up trouble so there you go.)
F: Not true lor.. actually most of the couples get together during mugging period. When everyone studying then got the most scandals.
Y: I'm sure! People busy mugging what scandals are there to see?
F: Got lar.. my (older) sister say last time JC like that. Always near mugging season got alot of scandals.
Y: But mugging season usually is holidays la.
(Okay you'd probably know my GP is going to suck real bad. No sense of grammar at all.)
F: Promos won't be before holidays.. you wait and go look out for scandals la!
Y: I so free? I don't have so much time to look out for scandals man.
F: Ya you GO LOOK LAR. I tell you before exams a lot of people sure come together and mug, then the school sure have a lot of scandals one..
(He another GP suck.)
Y: That does make a bit of sense. But why people mug together got what use?
F: That's why lar! Scandalous mar.. you go look and you'll see lor.
Y: You think I'm so free? Before CTs I go look out for people's scandals for what!
F: Haha cos you have them yourself what.
Y: Rubbish la! I'm sure I have scandals.
[a more than slight pause]
Y: LOL I THINK I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!
F: What?
Y: ASSUMING YOUR THEORY IS CORRECT..
Y: THAT PEOPLE GET TOGETHER WHEN THEY MUG..
Y: THAT EXPLAINS WHY WE'RE STILL SINGLE!
F: (clearly amused) LOL
Okay~~ someone just showed me the light today on why 1) I failed CTs and 2) I'm still a proud member of the NGO, the No Girlfriend Organisation. In case you've forgotten what TCS is all about, you've always the header to remind you. Up till today I'm still a no-life loser hurhur.
Training tomorrow. No life again =)
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