Grading systems

Getting back CTs aren't fun anymore.

There's no reason to be saying "Duck, I missed my GPA 4.0 by 1 mark" or "no more GPA 2.8 average so I can't take H3" - because now you are at JC and OOPS. No more GPA system!

Only one crappy system with ABCDESU. Kind of stupid, don't you think? Instead of ABCDEF and finally GG for the crappers who know **** all about the topic, they decide to make life difficult and substitute F with S and GG with U.

When combining into one sentence, it's a..
F***ing Stupid grading system which is not GoinG to work for yoU.

So as a cock-talker looking to improve everyone's life, we propose that you make the ABCDESU work for yourself. If you're going to change the system, change it completely ftw please. We don't need half-baked systems and ABCDESUs. You want to change grading system, change the way it's graded too.

Here's what I propose:

A (Atrocious) - ...who the hell told you to score so high? Why did you get so many marks out from the paper?! What's wrong with leaving blanks and letting the teacher have an easier time marking? You're obviously a weirdo who does not go according to humanitarian laws and slacker rules. Making the top grade in the old RP is a good thing, but to do it in RJC is simply insulting and irritating in a world of asses (S's) and yoos (U's). Go away, you're atrocious.

B (Bloody) - You are slightly better than those muggers scoring As, but not by much. You disappoint your friends by abandoning them. When your classmates fail, you all fail together to promote class bonding. Since averages are always at E and S, your scoring B is going to adversely affect class relations. You're one bloody bugger or if you'd like, a bad bastard. Don't treat your friends so badly, fail with them next time please.

C (Crazy) - This result is nuts. It certifies your attainment of a certain (unacceptable) level of knowledge. Of course, as the deviation from the average is not as bad as the As or Bs, you are entitled to a grade that might have positive connotations. Crazy does not mean "bad" - it means that you're insane but perhaps striving hard to be part of the (failing) crowd but you're not succeeding yet. Keep it up though, just mug less for a week or two and you're guaranteed to see results. Failing results, that is.

D (Disgusting) - Well all I can say about you is that you're trying even harder than the Crazies, but your disability to reach the average scores is disgusting. Certainly, some would say the "Crazies" are those who are naturally smart, so they get that one grade higher. Those who are at the D-level are kind of doomed since they're in the middle of nowhere. Not irritating enough to be public enemy number one, yet not close enough to joining the masses. You're Disappointing, I Declare.

E (Excelling) - Moving further down, I think we've finally hit the average. For easier subjects, that is. This is where most people should belong, because this is where most people are centred. Your ability to mingle with the masses is highly appreciated, hence being branded as "excelling". You are the sort to stay at this level, so be sure you do.

S (Superb) - Well done, man. You've exemplified how a real student should perform, only that people with a grade named "U" have exemplified it even more. I don't think you are average, you stand out from the crowd by daring to explore uncharted grounds. You are delving deeper into the underworld and discovering the great big secrets of not doing well in RJC. However, you are that bit too intelligent. Lose it, and you're on the way to becoming the pioneer.

U (Ultimate) - This grade is also known as "unrivalled", for seldom does one have enough courage to go ALL THE WAY down to explore the abyss of CTs. Another thing is that when you get "U", you're probably doing it alone. No matter how many people get "U", they are always alone when they get home and try to explain the result to their parents. These are people you are going to respect - because they pull down the average to "E" for you so that you have a better time explaining your "just passed" results to your parents. In any case, take pride if you get a U, for it isn't just anyone who can get it.

It's just U, the very talented U who will get a U. So U FTW!

New grading system will be put in place for my analysis of my results for these CTs. Of course, since I haven't got back all my papers, I will not begin the review. I got a feeling I'd be some excelling superb ultimate person. But maybe I'd get lucky, you never know.

Still, it's pointless speculating now so it's off to bed I am. And let the results speak for themselves next week. Remember, take pride in being a U, it's only U who can be that good.