The weather

Last night there was a full moon. Or was it last last night? Well it doesn't matter. It was sooo white and big and round and beautiful(think straight). But as with most things, there's a dark side. Ever heard of werewolves? Now you know why your boyfriend/girlfriend stopped messaging you that night.

Now on to the topic proper. It's possible to tell emotions from the weather. Trust me. And when the weather has emotions, do well to follow. Don't make the guy up there angry. It may also imply that you have cause to feel that emotion, even though you may not yet know that cause. So just play safe.

Windy
You feel cold. Your fingers and toes feel numb, as if they're going to get frostbite. How? Blame Poon Weiren that coolio. What you should feel: unloved and lonely. Maybe it's because your best friend just stabbed you in the back or your own mother is cursing you. Or maybe your teacher just marked your paper and you got a big fat moon. Whatever it is, it's nothing good. So enjoy the wind blowing you and go fly a kite. What you should do: Go buy some tissue paper, you'll need it soon. Oh, and a kite.
Wacky things to do:
Face the wind, now open your mouth wide and swallow the clean fresh air. Challenge your friends to see how many mouthfuls you can swallow before you puke!

Sunny
Oh my, it's hot! Blame Sherwin. Your shirt smells like some stink bomb cos of your sweat. The radiation radius of your body odour is 10 metres. Because of this, you may think that everyone hates you and that life is not worth living. Bbbuuuutttt, that's not the case because the sun is smiling benignly upon you and everyone only hates you for that b.o. What you should feel: happy! Smile as flowers bloom and everything becomes vibrant and alive. Of course, sunny=happy doesn't apply to sub-saharan africa that is facing drought and famine. But if you're reading this from Africa, I'm touched. I should then rename this to TCS International.
What to do:
Run 2.4 (what better way to exercise and suntan at the same time?)
Really wacky things to do:
Stare at the sun (trains your eyesight, makes myopia go away)
Build a ladder to reach the sun

Rainy
Wet n Wild! No but this is the time to feel really sad. tears=water, rain=water, therefore rain=teardrops. Rainy days are really tragic.
Wacky things to do:
the lightbulb experiment, where you hold a wire attached to a flying kite.
Rain dance
Go wet n wild. If you're outside and you're wet anyway, why not?