Excuse me!

Walao eh I wanna complain la! yj's previous posts have just sullied my reputation as some model student. Now i'm like some big-time slacker, which I obviously am not. Anyway I think i've matured in the past few days. I realised that slacking is bad, not doing all your homework is even worse, but the worst is when the french teacher didn't even care haha! Lol how can he give up on me just like that. Make me prepare all my excuses for nothing, and they're so wonderfully creative.

Excuse 1: My classmate got jealous of my excellent work and ate it. *points at someone you don't like*

Excuse 2: Council campaigning. ya i campaigning against someone i dun like. Damn busy la have to put up anti-campaign posters.

Excuse 3: I was too busy doing assessment books being the hardworking person that I am

Excuse 4: The assignment was so difficult i couldn't help crying and i wet the whole assignment and now i can't do it *shows him wet assignment*

Excuse 5: My mama was caning me and wouldn't allow me to do my work. For the whole of last week. Ouch my butt hurts.

Excuse 6: The assignment was so precious to me that i put them in my safe deposit box and couldn't bear to take them out.

Excuse 7: It wasn't an auspicious week laa.

I shall stop at 7. because 7 is an auspicious number as it is david beckham's jersey number.