Tales of violence and ruthlessness

I was just very bored this afternoon so I decided to play Age of Mythology. Now there's nothing special about that, except for the fact that I was pissed off at something else. And when I get pissed off, I tend to play in a slightly aggressive manner.

Even though I was playing against A.I., which probably stood for Asinine Idiot rather than Artificial Intelligence since the playing style resembled nothing like intelligence, I still insulted (the A.I.) a hell lot throughout the game. And in the final scenes, I had some fun destroying his (or its) home base.

You can have a look at the pictures, though you might need to enlarge them to take a closer look at my vulgarities. Wahahaha am I good or what!

Now say "you're good."

Okay thanks. Here goes.



I was just done sending my troops down south to the enemy's base camp and in case you didn't know, I'm "Default", the one with the blue army. There are a couple of Plims (degoratory term for "pigs" - don't ask why) on the ground if you looked closely enough, and they were actually soldiers of the red side before I crushed their arses and turned them into pork.

To add insult to injury, I insulted him as you can see from the chatlog at the left side of the screen. Well I do hope A.I. won't take it too seriously and start crying, because I don't think water (saline or not) goes very well with computer chips and electronical stuff like that.



As you can see, the poor little guy who tried to be haughty and stand in my way for the first part of the game is having fires in his buildings now worse than Indonesia's forest fires. Even without any trees, the fires still burn as if it were burning trees. And my mythic creatures are having fun exploring the ground that was once his. Ahaha loser.

Well he did try to surrender, as you can see from the huge blue box in the centre of the screen. But being the sadistic and violent arsehole that I was, I refused his offer of surrender. I wanted to get more resources for myself and to let him off so easily was unacceptable. So I fought on and finally..



(start singing to tune of College Anthem)

I REIGNED SUPREME IN EVERY SPHERE!

HAIL THE SON OF SINGAPORE!

Come heed the call Rafflesians all,

and let our hearts be stirring.

Build Markets, Temples and Barracks,

and give the enemy a lashing.

My boredom and my gaming skills,

made me just want to play.

Auspicium Melioris Aevi,

how I love my Sunday!

(singing ends)

My point? I love Sunday because Sunday means no school and no school means play. And Sunday gives you an occasion to be violent because there was a Sunday called "Bloody Sunday" and hence every Sunday should be passed in celebration of it. Of course, I'm not saying you go around killing people in real life. Oh no, that's bloody evil and inhumane. Most importantly, it's illegal.

If you remember my article on Friday, you would have read that those Greeks have it easier than us when it comes to studying. In order to avenge that (okay ya I'm jealous), I play this game so as to whoop their sorry arses. It beats mugging any time, any day. Especially on Sunday.

Oh well, so much for violence, I think I've said enough.

Now all go try out the game!